[sarahmalia23-archive]

...helllo

[softnettle]

in this house we do grandma activities

[layered-like-an-onion]

sewing, eating hard candies, going to sleep at 8 pm, we’ve got it all!

[softnettle]

i know im op but this is so valid

[lb-9-deactivated20180924]

you can’t do good if you’re wishing bad on others

[rbthemad]

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

[rbthemad]

i love that like 50% of the responses on this post are just Marvel fans that are angry that i said that they release too many movies a year (also purposefully ignoring the Fox and Sony movies because those do count) instead of my overall point

[klaviergavinwiki]

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

[gunpla]

[1st-1]

If deep space is anything like the deep ocean aliens are going to look scary af

[topherchris]

[thebootydiaries]

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you're in there i need you to come out and make new music please

[friend-suggestions]

you? meaning the world to me? it’s more likely than you’d think

[versacekardashian]

When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

[lesbitchka]

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

[transgendervegetamoved-deactiva]

i actually talked about this with a psych professor and she believes that women/young girls have been pushed into responsibility from young ages for so long that its actually triggered an evolutionary effect where young girls are literally developing mentally early in order to cope with the stress.

[shakespork]

Local Girls Literally Evolve To Deal With Patriarchal Bullshit

[heytheredali-deactivated2021070]

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

[dewogong-blog]

[infinity-imagined]

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

[anneretic]

the grand showdown

[proxydialogue]

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

[pagannerd]

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

[procyonvulpecula]

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

[crystalsoulslayer]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[mattsunsthighs]

this is why i can’t talk to people who don’t think space is the shit

[yassmines]

lol u ever get tired of having to pretend to react to shit? “omg how do u feel now that ur abt to graduate!!” im uhhhhhh shitting my pants Margaret im great

[carelessly-whispers]

you

so

fucking

precious

when

you

💓💗💞💝💓💖

💞stay in tune❤️

💓💖💗💞💞💝

[doppelgender]

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk