Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Not today Justin

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The Bowery Presents
Color Me Curious
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if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Love Begins
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@proxydialogue
This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet. Epic times indeed
group photo everyone
everyone
hey i look really good in this one
This is a computer-generated image. Scientist Louise Riofrio has taken credit for making it to illustrate a theoretical view from Mars on a specific day.
Here is a REAL photo the Curiosity rover took of Earth:
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the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you
This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.
cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get
image description: margaret atwood's poem "siren song". text reads:
This is the one song everyone / would like to learn: the song / that is irresistible:
the song that forces men / to leap overboard in squadrons / even though they see the beached skulls
the song nobody knows / because everyone who has heard it / is dead, and the others can't remember.
Shall I tell you the secret / and if I do, will you get me / out of this bird suit?
I don't enjoy it here / squatting on this island / looking picturesque and mythical
with these two feathery maniacs, / I don't enjoy singing / this trio, fatal and valuable.
I will tell this secret to you, / to you, only to you. / Come closer. This song
is a cry for help: Help me! / Only you, only you can, / you are unique
at last. Alas, / it is a boring song / but it works every time. /end description
last network effect chapters destroyed me here's a shitpost
Jinkies
Jeepers!
Zoinks!
Ruh roh!
My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying āFUCKā because we know who typically says the other 4 things
which makes sense as heās the one who actually legally owns it
which makes sense as heās
the one who actually
legally owns it
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
May we all know decadence such as this
"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.
āgodless beastā and itās
literally Dionysus
in animal form.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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The rise of androgyny and unisex fashion in the 1970s was apparently responsible for the introduction of a sex marker in passports.
Oh wow so me saying "no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason" has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.
Oops! You accidentally forgot about your tea for too long š„šø
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius
TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no goodā¦.
this is how we should generate power for cities
contextual storytelling from that sign in the back
muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer
there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.
If your job is Spreadsheets thatās fucking around
It recently came up in conversation with my toddler that some birds can talk, and this has caused her great concern.
See, we were talking about how movies are pretend and how in real life, animals donāt talk. I mentioned that there are some birds who talk a little bit, but not like the animals in movies, and she just looked at me likeĀ ā???ā
So I informed her that some kinds of parrots can copy sounds that people make, and can learn how to say words. I thought this would give her a giggle, as fun new facts often do, but she was just deeply perplexed and a little worried about this.
āBirds can talk?āĀ āDo they ask questions?āĀ āWhat do they say?ā Why do they talk?āĀ āDo chickens talk?āĀ āWhat about Blue Jays?āĀ āWhy do some birds talk?āĀ āHow do they talk?āĀ āBirds TALK???ā
We showed her a video of a parrot doing theĀ āHello, pretty bird, give a kissā thing, and she was dead silent the whole time, hugging her comfort pillow with her knees to her chest. We asked if she wanted us to turn it off, and she shook her head. But we also asked if she wanted to see another one, and she shook her head even harder.
I donāt know why it has distressed her so greatly to learn that some birds can mimic human speech; but then again, I donāt know why it doesnāt distress the rest of us more to know that some birds can mimic human speech.
I keep thinking about that post thatās likeĀ āThe first person to hear a parrot talk was probably Not Okay.ā Because thatās exactly what happened. She had never been introduced to the concept, and her entire worldview got SHOOK.
Part of why Ravens are considered Spooky Bad Things We Associate With The Faeries is because they can and do mimic human speech - but much, much better than a parrot. With a parrot, you can tell something is off about the sound. You can tell it doesnāt belong to a human. Ravens donāt sound like that, no, cause theyāre overacheivers. (And passerines). They sound EXACTLY like the voice of whoever they are mimicking.
But more importantly they love the sound of human laughter. No one knows why. But it is totally, 100% possible, and it happens to this day, to walk along the paths in the Black Forest and suddenly hear a strange kind of giggling sound, or maybe even a very clear, definitely human sounding āhello?ā āHiiiii!ā Or āletās go!ā.
However, it takes a lot of practice for them to copy sounds as perfectly as they do, so youāre equally likely to hear something that definitely sounds human-like, but the words make no sense and the sound is unlike any language you know.
Ravens at the Tower of London do this all the time. Theyre pretty sociable with humans though, so they do it quite openly. I have seen videos of people, mostly Americans, look absolutely spooked out of their skins when a big olā raven (mind ye, these are birds that are 2 feet tall with a 5 foot wingspan) comes waltzing up on the deck and starts talking to them.
And ravens, especially the ones there that have been bred and raised by humans for centuries, donāt just imitate - they have one of the same language processing genes we do, and they understand the way a toddler might that things, places, and individuals have names, and can string together basic sentences much like an african grey.
I know because I used to work with one, Darlene, who knew, quite well, what she wanted and how to ask for it. If you were preparing her breakfast, she would hop on up and investigate. She used to be an illegal pet, and had been taught āmannersā. That is to say, if she went for something and you told her, sternly, āmind your manners missy!ā She would stop, look at you, perhaps for up to a minute, and then point with her beak to what she wanted. If that did not work, she would ask, in plain English, āgrape?ā Or āDarl have grape?ā And lord help you if you gave her anything less than what she asked for. She would throw it at you, and try to bite you, sometimes while saying āNo!ā In the same tone as I imagine she was reprimanded in her home.
So yeah. Parrots arent the only ones.
Was anyone gonna tell me that ravens can talk or was I meant to read about it on a tumblr post?!
Talking Ravens has been a trope in fantasy for so long that people forgot that it is based in fact.
"Isaac laughs remembering "One time we were looking at the monitor and Guillermo said to me, 'A European would never make this movie that we're making. This is a Latino-telenovela version of the story. It is not a coincidence that my Victor Frankenstein isn't being played by an English person, it's being played by Oscar Isaac HernƔndez from Guatemala." Speaking in Spanish with his director was comforting to Isaac. "It was truly the first time I felt like I was making something with a family member. Even though its Mary Shelley, and the story takes place in Geneva and Scotland, I felt so connected to my heritage. It bubbled up from the earth. It felt like an ancestral journey for me." [Frankenstein: Written and Directed by Guillermo del Toro]