safely in the future

tasha UK 26 whatever's on my dash. currently: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ do no harm but take no shit.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[diphowell]

You set yourself up for this one, didn't ya, lad?

[userlesbian]

x

[userlesbian]

everyday sunshine ☀️

[aceinthefreakinspace]

Aroace Ryland Grace Pics + Textposts Part Five

Parts One | Two | Three | Four

[egberts]

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

[diphowell]

dan's reaction to phil's reply was so funny he just said you know what, respect

[reunitedinterlude]

wdym they kiss each other for real.....

[diphowell]

it’s crazy that phil has been taking diabolically sweet photos of dan for almost 17 years now. he loves taking photos of his baby.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

my social media experience is so nice today

[a-gentle-yoink]

' cause i missed you

[diphowell]

dan's little pout whenever he's being earnest with phil

[wheeloffortune-design]

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

[deus-ex-aquila]

all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

[varangianviper]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

[xthehatchick]

holy shit

[finnslay]

This is the only correct way

[transarsonist]

[Patchnotes]

swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

phil's determination to make the mysterious, potentially feral beverage and then force his lover to try it

[spltlvlhous]

[sunchildsatoru]

Coming Out To You - AmazingPhil (June, 2019)

[sunchildsatoru]

in dan’s voice: there’s our philly!