Living For Myself

Sarah. Current Mainer. Born Masshole.

[tinas-belcher]

[we-lovecats]

[bopeep]

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

[julietamoroni-deactivated201507]

Don’t fuck with Ed’s love

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

the best days are the days when u feel really soft and full of love and u want to make sure everyone you care about feels that way too

[milkgif-deactivated20160318]

[travelinfolkie-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[blackswan2010-deactivated201509]

[klsekelsey]

[ruinedchildhood]

How to get engaged by Hilary Duff

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

being a female means avoiding eye contact with men to not draw attention to yourself as a potential target

[cooldude2819]

Being a male mean avoiding eye contact with women because they might think we are ugly

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

hmm yes being a target of abuse is equivalent to thinking you’re ugly

[fempoli]

this is literally it. male idea of oppression is women not being sexually available to them when they want them to be. that’s why whiny internet men cry so much about the friend zone. this is literally it for them.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood

awfully relevant.

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

I hate it when auto-correct changes my “omg” to “OMG” like, chill out, I’m not that surprised.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[hashtagloveloses]

story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

[serializedcomics]

[welfareglasses]

how to be petty; step 1

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[mickeygifsmain]

literally…..a masterpiece 

[poonany]

My shit

[ishipitlikeups]

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

[land-of-departure]

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[8234784362-deactivated20160801]

someone: calls me by a nickname

me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞

[somasis-moved]

[weedmemes42069]

what did you tell him!!!!!!!!