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All of the full moons of 2024

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

joshpeck

still being active on tumblr is camp

fucignwimdy

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

joshpeck

i'll outlive everything you love

candlesoul

ovidian-leninism

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

yamisnuffles

Why are there sleeping positions and levels of comfort that are only discoverable in the morning hours when you're supposed to get up?

thememedaddy

thealphapigeon

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

emoclone

"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

isaqueareas

Good morning! ☀️

"No! Scoob! Get back here!"

evilscientist3

My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow