Your average fandom blog

Johanna, Virgo, INTP, Slytherclaw, belongs to every fandom ever created.

[disregardwomen-deactivated20130]

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

[trustliterallynoone]

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

[discard-and-discover-deactivate]

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

[awkwardteenagenerves]

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

[lexaskiss]

i love all of your moms

[kadenonio]

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

[simplypurkey]

That last story is worth reblogging

[surprisebitch]

all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing

[powerburial]

Visit Original Link

this is honestly so fucked up

[powerburial]

iconic

[emogodmatthew]

#this is like hearing it late at night from a dark alley next to a busy street #it’s 2 AM and your eyes hurt and you’re cold and you just want to go home but you have no home to go to #the neon signs are blinking you’re contemplating spending the last of your money on a cheap beer but you don’t have the energy to walk #across the street #it just stopped raining and you think it might snow #cars are passing #you can hear the subway underneath you #there are no people in these streets #only machines #reality is warped here and there is no destination in sight #a bus pulls up. the lights flicker on. you think to yourself ‘why not’ and step on #the quarters in your pocket are cold and dirty#the bus driver is old. he’s wearing a hat. the neon signs blink around you but you cannot make out his face #you sit down in the back of the bus and lean your face against the glass #the bus driver drives off. the song becomes distant. you no longer remember where you are

@strangeducks this is amazing 

[official-kitten-deactivated2019]

She kissed me back ?

[black--lamb-blog]

this made me so happy

[thehikingastronomer]

Oh my god this is so precious

[aspirationalbrand]

[2813308004abc-deactivated202401]

i fucking cant

[safelyendangered]

[suvisfitness]

why does this make me laugh so much

[awkwardrandomteen]

Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood on a Harp “‘Cause it’s too cold for you here”

This sounds beautiful

[constantneverland]

This is the most soothing thing I have ever experience.

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[cryptiddies]

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

[cryptiddies]

Hey reblog this with your odd scar stories cause I think it’s cute and I wanna read em

[msaliviamarie]

follow my snapchat for more young adult rebellion/angst

[msaliviamarie]

this post always starts going around again when Fox News says some more bullshit

[weloveshortvideos]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

fuck i just watched this like 7 times and i’m laughing so hard i’m crying

[philodendronleaf-blog]

oh no oh my god

[poniesandsquats-deactivated2017]

THE MAN WHO IS FILMING’S BREATHING WHILE HE’S RUNNING AWAY MAKES THE WHOLE THING

[masakazumedicated]

War footage

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

I love this video

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[dreaming-jaybird]

‘we’re flyin awea’

[mishasminions]

THESE HUMANS

[virginiaisforhaters]

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

[artsyskills]

[wordsnquotes]

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[amusementforme]

PUT THIS VIDEO IN A FUCKING MUSEUM. 

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[sunrisingtarot]

PAY ATTENTION !!! 👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

[asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2]

WATCH THIS ENTIRE VIDEO. WATCH THEIR SHOW. SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO COVER THESE ISSUES WITH FACTS.

[lynxgriffin]

Reblog if you tell yourself a "bedtime story" at night to help yourself get to sleep

It can be anything…a fanfic, a headcanon, a personal fantasy, an original story, smut, whatever. Just reblog if you think up some kind of fiction to yourself to help you fall asleep.

[shit-happens-bitchachos]

Sometimes I invent fairytales in head, other times I just insert myself in a story that has already been written. Helps me get my minf off things

[sakurai09]

Most definitely, or I’d think of the next part to the fics I write (and pray they stay there in the morning so I can actually write them)

[becauseallhellseeisme]

I spent over an hour last night just doing this…

[diegoalvesisgod]

This is when my fics come to life…

[goldenerschnitt]

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

[mishacolins]

concept: dropping all your responsibilities, getting back into bed and watching the lord of the rings extended editions