can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Shraddha Here.

[netherworldpost]

One of my recent life upgrades is to block anything that tries to sell me a time saver. If I find myself without enough time, I am doing too much. I don’t need time hacks I need less responsibilities.

[trovadora-de-versos]

Art By Daniel Kordan  Amandita 

[turing-tested]

why does no one ever talk about being able to physically feel the last thing you copied. like youll right click a url and copy it and be able feel the weight of it like its in some kind of inventory

[lyanro]

no but seriously i didnt realize other ppl felt this shit like “ah fuck. ive gotta put this down somewhere” like this weird itchy tension. why the hell is that

[bob-belcher]

[pyomorphic]

trending in nfts

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[spicylittlegoofball]

[funnytwittertweets]

[peteneems]

[mazzew]

[doggosource]

[iapislazuli]

in class

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

[xiaoguiwang]

the fact that u refer to ur spouse as “my home” in vietnamese……. litchrally the Peak of romance yall r missing out

[skluug]

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

[mangonetics]

I'd be that annoying caveman who's like "I've been getting really into spoken language recently"

[anxietyproblem]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity