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an oxymoron; look it's me, a teenager with an avid interest in photography, art and english

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hey up I'm still alive

follow the meme queen on ig : chlxejennifer

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i think the issue that needs to be talked about is why nicole arbour is such an awful human and why she's still allowed to post things on the Internet

[fakepxnk-deactivated20210507]

types of friends (tag yourself)

the mum/mom friend - very loving - always worrying about friends - cares a lot - has a crush on brad pitt, probably

the dad friend - cares about friends but sometimes kinda distant - tells bad jokes - sometimes embarrasses friends but they still love them so its ok - the cool awkward friend

the sister friend - no one can pick on their friends except them - nice usually but can be deadly - embarrassing sometimes but loveable - surprisingly good with advice

the brother friend - annoying but loveable - has a rivalry with their friends - makes bad jokes - constantly has to be reminded that they can’t fight everything

the grandma friend - always has sweets with them for reasons unknown - makes things for their friends - loves hugs and friends to bits

the cousin friend - kinda distant and their friends don’t see them often - when they do see them you’re like temporary best friends - cool as hell - understands

[sarcasticallyaccurate]

how fucking irritating is analise my fucking god how did they base a whole show around her whiny arse

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matt from ‘the mad world of donald trump’ made aNOTHER ONE I LOVE MATT FREI 

[tooquirkytolose]

ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason

[chinese-satellite-deactivated20]

you can tell who is boring by looking through the reblogs on this and seeing who says WWII 

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when you’re just trying to have a good time but your responsibilities come by to hit you in the face

[brightereyes]

happy easter

[angelicbreadroll]

these posts are the shit thats gonna get yáll free passes to hell.

[brightereyes]

this is boutta get popular again please kill me

[sarcasticallyaccurate]

i just read the comment on a video along the lines of ‘We will rise up brothers. We will take back our destined rights as men. Through legislature or boycotting we will win.’ on a video that was men whining about how women are complaining through feminism about nothing and the irony of this comment made me want to cry

[phantastic-dan]

[buswankers]

[ipoppymonster]

[vintagegirlonabike]

We don’t exactly know when Anne Frank died but today, on the 12th of March, we remember her death.

Rest in peace, Anne Frank.

[sheshitsinsilence]

Visit Original Link

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

[mrjackleshasmoved-blog]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[reichenballs-moved]

Why is this a thing that exists?

[inactive1346597623595641352]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[pleasecommunicate-deactivated20]

“on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss”

[theoriginaldorklord-blog]

I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.

[arkadykoshka]

@commandercait you know why I’m tagging you and choking on my cup of tea.

[sewcorellian]

LITERALLY KYLO REN’S THEME SONG

He would insist on the Gregorian choral version.

[arkadykoshka]

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS BACK FROM YOU @sewcorellian BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHY @commandercait AND I ARE LAUGHING. Last night we realized this song would be Kylo Ren’s jam and lo and behold! an even more perfect version of it shows up on my dash today.

[sarcasticallyaccurate]

do you ever do a thing that's majorly out of your comfort zone and then regret the thing immediately lol

[5543543646445rty65y65-deactivat]

*friend doesn’t reply* *panics*

*friend replies* *panics*

*doesn’t talk to friend* *panics*

*talks too much to friend* *panics*