*dial up screech* @sarcasticallycomplex - Tumblr Blog

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

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As it turns out, I have collected a variety of unofficial signs and notices which have been added to the London Underground by pranksters. This is the only one actually formatted as a “warning sign”.

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trying phone in grayscale to see if it breaks me free of mind control

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idk if it's working but it's a fascinating way to see the world

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Colin tries to kill Ryan

Bonus:

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Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

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if your surname isn’t something that roald dahl would name an evil substitute teacher then what’s even the point

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been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately

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happy sigourney weaver manic monday

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wheres seasons greasons

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its that time of year again

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It doesn’t have to be

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its not optional

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually