Please give us the stripper au 👀
The crow’s nicknames work very well for as stripper personas
Dirtyhands, Heartrender, Merchling, Wraith, and Sharpshooter
No druskelle Matthias is the buff and scary looking bouncer. (he’s too much of a prude in any AU we all know this)
Sharpshooter is obviously the most enthusiast stripper anyone has ever seen.
I think we all know he’d be great at it.
He wears very flashy outfits, he’s best known for wearing lime green and lemon yellow, especially bedazzled or sequined.
He’s got very long legs and arms and is very flexible. He can pull off some dance moves that make all the boys and girls swoon.
The Merchling is of course the last person you’d expect to strip, with his soft features and delicate frame.
But don’t let that fool you.
He’s a very voracious stripper, he walks out wearing clothes that make him look like an anime schoolgirl from the last hentai you watched.
Heartrender is known for her gorgeous curves, and fondness for the color red.
She only wears red, except for the one time she wore a giant white fur coat, but that was still over lacy red lingerie.
She knows how to move those hips, and loves sinking her teeth into plump red lips.
Dirtyhands is known for his signature leather gloves, because he takes everything off except them.
He wears his typical 4 piece suit, so lots of layer and buttons, his leather clad fingers slowly undo each and every single one with practiced grace.
He’s beautiful and dangerous looking with a waist narrow in comparison to broader shoulders, and jawline sharp enough to slit someone’s throat.
He uses his cane as a prop.
The literal definition of “You can look but you can’t touch.”
The wraith is actually a shot girl, she did try stripping but wasn’t very comfortable with it.
She wore Kruge purple lingerie and Kaz nearly died.
She just walks around looking pretty, but if some perv tries to mess with her she’ll just stab him.
Is this one of the worst things I’ve ever done/written? Yes, yes it is. Do I feel bad? No you fools consented. I would have gone into a lot more detail but I’m no Dreg I can’t commit any murders.
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