Me after having sex for presumably the first time in a threesome with my two besties in a high stress situation immediately after we all got locked in a cold dungeon by our teacher and we had to huddle for warmth all night long: surely this formative experience will not cross any wires for me in a way that will have great consequences for any relationships I may have in the future
Me 12 years later on the run from the authorities huddling for warmth on the side of the road with a woman I met in prison: uh oh!













