The Sarcastic Asshole

Your Out-of-the-Box teenager with high hopes and low expectations. Face

[az-67-deactivated20211229]

netflix and alone

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tumblr and alone

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spotify and alone

[black-rainbow-v]

alone and alone

[haramzada-deactivated20230629]

Self quarantine be like

[sarrcasshole]

I had a dream that I threw you a big party because you won an oscar. Sooo do with that information what you will...

damn, was it lit? thanks fatima, honestly, ur still one of the wittiest n prettiest ppl I've ever met soooo do with that info what u will

[sarrcasshole]

Also you're hilarious. And the best. And I love you. And I miss you. And also you're a great friend. And You rock don't ever change. (LM reference) Okay now I'm done. (Kinda idk we'll see)

i love you, whoever this is. damn. pls lemme know who u are i need to talk to you lol <3

[sarrcasshole]

Can I take you on a date?

how about a double date w/ me and Allen? :* :*

[sarrcasshole]

Hello. Hope you're well and hope your summer was fantastic. Haven't talked to you in awhile but you're still my favourite person. Have a fantastic rest of your day 😘❤️❤️ 😊

i hope the past few years have been fantastic for you!! i hope life has taken you on this beautiful roller coaster that has taught you so many wonderful things. i hope you learned to be grateful of everything, good and bad, that has occurred in your life. i hope im not still your favourite person because im sure there are so many people who have done so much more for you in their life than i have. but honestly im so honoured to have been your favourite person at one time. last few weeks have been up and down and i know for sure that i haven't even been my own favourite person, so thank you anon <3 im pretty sure i left this here to read on a rainy day, but i hope you see this. i hope you're having an amazing life. love u <3

[sarrcasshole]

I have a sort of crush on you because you were nice to me in my time of need

aw, im sorry anon, i respect u so much for taking charge. im sorry i completely left u hanging <3 i rlly love my boyfriend tho... not sure if ur a guy or a gal but just so u know. im really glad i was there for you in your time of need, i know im put in certain places at certain times and in those times my job is to help, whether or not its convenient for me. it makes my heart so happy that i was able to help, means that my time was very appropriately spent. love u <3

[sarrcasshole]

Just so you know I noticed and I'm happy your back.

lmao, not even sure when THIS was from but, ya... thanks for noticing <3<3 

[sarrcasshole]

Haven't talked to you in forever but I know how much I just remembered how much you love nice anon (as does everybody hur hur) but just dropped by to make sure everything was well and I hope things in your life are as wonderful as little old you!! :) have a nice Devon! :)

okay hi wow this is so nice i haven't been on tumblr in years wow :’) forgot ppl i know secretly love me. thank u, love you too, whoever you are <3<3

[jesterrlavorre]

I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

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this is my favorite vine comp of all time

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[mydogisabutt]

MOMMY

[omamaha16]

NEVER RISK IT

[buldgebrothers-deactivated20191]

MOM

[notusingthisanymorek-deactivate]

We all love our moms ❤️

[theinturnetexplorer]

The “Magic Mirror”

[wdbrkbrmghm]

欲しい。商品化しないかな・・・。

[did-you-reboot]

This is super cool but it doesn’t include the text instructions! Here’s the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!

[solitics]

HOLY SHIT

[sobeitjayt]

wtf

[emptycinema]

Fight me if you don’t think this is the best moment of any lipsync ever

[sarrcasshole]

ICONIC

[theredheadfromvirginia-deactiva]

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

[sarrcasshole]

me growing up: I don't understand how an empire like Rome with so many resources and such a clear advantage could tear itself apart, it just seems unlikely

me watching the 2016 election cycle: oh

[alwaysmeek]

do not entertain half loves, half friendships, half ass anything.

[goodgiirlgonegr8-deactivated201]

❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

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Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart