Sasha Ratbag

I really like swearing

[heittskomm]

classic Frasers

[rollerderp]

WHEN COACH ASKS US TO RUN AS PART OF OUR WARM UP

[sasharatbag]

I'm not saying this is the reason I quit skating... but it's totally the reason I quit skating.  

[thegifofderby]

WHEN I ROLLED BY VICTORIAN'S MANAGER, FLAMIN' GALAH, IN SALEM.

THAT GUY HAS A HANDSOME FACE.

[sasharatbag]

But just as a FYI - Referring to the VRDL as 'Victorian' is like calling the L.A. Derby Dolls 'Los Anglian'

[thegifofderby]

THE SKATER WHO GETS ALL THE FOREARM PENALTIES.

[sasharatbag]

Three seconds, bitch!

[whatshouldwecallnursing]

THE VERY FIRST TIME I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF AN ACTUAL PATIENT

[sasharatbag]

Seriously.  I did.  "Mum!  MUM!  Help!  How do babies get born in hospitals?  I DON’T GET IT!!"

[notleadjammer]

Watching myself in old bout footage

[sasharatbag]

Hail to the Doctor!

[derbygirlproblems]

When I see teammates outside of practice:

[gruntledandhinged]

[plushmistress]

OMG THIS.

Dedicating this post to the word “plethora.”

[ifitsbritishimprobablyafan]

Chasm… I”ll never live that down…

[astrangertomykin]

Most of the words within my vocabulary.

[tysolna]

Tongue. I pronounced it French.

[qthewetsprocket]

Two words: Dun Laoghaire.

[thisprettywren]

Cheers, knapsack. And indict.

Also: Dun Laoghaire, ugh, yes.

That bus driver pretended he had no idea where I wanted to go. He knew where I wanted to go.

[thirtypercent]

It took me years as a kid to realize “debris" and “debree" were the same thing. And as a college student I mispronounced “social mores" in front of a linguistics professor and a group of students and she corrected me in front of everyone. Dammit, language.

[roane72]

ennui is the first one that comes to mind.

[dduane]

Sorites. (sigh)

[fozmeadows]

Apropos. ENGLISH WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME WITH YOUR LUDICROUS PRONUNCIATIONS.

[notleadjammer]

New defensive strategy

[rollerderp]

WHEN I'M CELEBRATING A BLOCK AND DON'T SEE ANOTHER HIT COMING

[sasharatbag]

aaaaaand that was how I ended Saturday's bout.  

[whimsiesandmusings-deactivated2]

OHMAGOSH……..

NO WORDS.

NO WORDS FOR THE LEVEL OF CUTENESS THIS OWL HAS ACHIEVED

So much love in one little owl! :D

via

[sasharatbag]

Can't breathe.  

[thegifofderby]

WHEN I SEE A SKATER ARGUING AND GESTURING AT A REF INSTEAD OF JUST GOING TO THE BOX.

[thegifofderby]

HANDS/FOREARMS UNDER NO MINORS RULES SET.

BY Rebel Yellow

[rollerderp]

EVERY SKATERS FIRST SCRIMMAGE

SO. MUCH. HAPPENING.

[awesomepeoplehangingouttogether]

Anthony Bourdain, Lidia Bastianich and Christopher Walken

[sasharatbag]

AND A GIANT FUCKING OCTOPUS

[thegifofderby]

WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE CROSSFIT GIRLS DID FOR A WORKOUT.

[sasharatbag]

scarymommy.com is a really fun page with some great info.  Go check it out!