Purple Potato

Just another silly spud

[blue0909]

Grackle stimboard with shiny things for anon!!!!

[feyosha]

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

[nightowlqueen]

[headspace-hotel]

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

[longjump5o6]

Back when you had six seconds to be creative af with minimal editing

[tysolna]

There's some classics in there alright.

And Angry British Driver, he's always awesome.

And the last one still makes me laugh.

[olympain]

I remember I'm with my father, lying on the grass, on a warm Gallifreyan night.

[tysolna]

My first Doctor. Time for a re-watch.

[sca-nerd]

I'll be honest. The most expensive part of the SCA for me is feeling personally responsible for feeding everyone who might even remotely pass under our day shade.

[sca-nerd]

Several people have told me that the level of hospitality we offer is unique to Atlantia. I don't know if that's true, but I do know that if you so much as smile at me, I am inviting you into the shade and offering you an Uncrustable and Capri-sun.

Call it southern hospitality or being raised that feeding people is how you show them you care, but you are ALWAYS welcome wherever I am and you won't go hungry or thirsty.

[sca-nerd]

Don't you DARE hide this masterpiece in the tags.

[tysolna]

OK so I don't hit people with swords because they tend to hit back, but feeding people? Cooking Feast or other meals for anything between 30 and 100 people? I'm there for it.

[mjn-air]

Is the goose alright?

I AM SO SORRY I AM SLEEP-DEPRIVED I'M A NICE PERSON I SWEAR

[tysolna]

You can get Sushi if you land on no engines.

[kaijuno]

[tysolna]

Ich auch, mein Freund Bus, ich auch.

[tysolna]

Melissa Navia.

Vico Ortiz.

Sue Perkins.

Tig Notaro.

[dag--dag]

Wait, people legitimately RP'd on Omegle?? How did that even work??

[tysolna]

Oh yes, that was where fandom went to random-RP. I still have some excellent Sherlock RP’s saved somewhere on my computer.

[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[evilscientist3]

None Earth with South New Zealand

[crankynerdgirl]

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

[khorazir]

“Remember, Remember”

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[the-oddest-inkling]

In Germany, we don’t say “let’s go” we klatschen mit den Händen auf die Oberschenkel and say “Jetzt geht jeder noch mal aufs Klo und dann reiten wir los” and I think that’s rad.

[tysolna]

Yes but do you remember where this is from? 2001, Michael "Bully" Herbig, "Der Schuh des Manitu"; this line was spoken by bad guy Santa Maria, played by Sky du Mont.

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[galwaygremlin]

wdym you can hear it?

[superpaperclip]

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

[eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti]

YO what the FUXK

[burntcopper]

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

[lasrina]

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

[macleod]

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

[fuckyeahizzyhands]

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[tysolna]

I wasn't on tumblr at the age of 24. When I was age 24, tumblr didn't exist.

And I feel fine.

[friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog]

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day