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my name is jess im 24 and i want your rare pepes im libra af

[carfuckerlynch]

[trascripts: 1. someone has to leave first. this is a very old story. there is no other version of this story. 2. from the way that we said goodbye/i knew i’d never see you again. 3. (TIM) back! get back! that’s right. jon. i don’t know if you can hear me, but if you can… then i don’t forgive you. but thank you for this. 4. (verse 1: loki & thor): you? don’t i know you?/thor? weren’t we friends?/once, i remember/and now, when it ends. end transcript.]

richard siken/orville peck/the magnus archives/the mechanisms

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[mysharona1987]

[paladin-n-cleric]

noah schnapp casually arrives on set and suddenly gives the most outstanding performance then walks away like it’s nothing. like he breaks down in tears, analyzes the depth of wills suffering, yells, shakes, violently sobs, and then he logs into tiktok

[godstiel]

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[thexfiles]

honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did bad things

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[undeadhousewife]

[syanara]

[turing-tested]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[valtsv]

i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

on self love + care:

1. "I treat myself like I would my daughter. I brush her hair, wash her laundry, tuck her in goodnight. Most importantly, I feed her. I do not punish her. I do not berate her, leave tears staining her face. I do not leave her alone. I know she deserves more. I know I deserve more." (i know i deserve more, michelle k)

2. “Don’t forget to love her. The little girl you used to be. Perhaps She lies within you. Untucked. Sleeping peacefully.” (nurture, kiana llanos)

3. "These days I wake up crying

holding myself in my arms

rocking myself like a mother

repeating

it's all right- i'm here." (rocking, nuela archer)

4. "There’s a little girl in my head & she screams 'unloved! unloved! unloved!' every moment of my life (@star-eaters)

"There’s a woman in my head now & she holds the little girl and says “I will take care of you and we will be alright” when the little girl screams and together they are learning how to trust each other" (@antidecay)

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

looking back on old photos of yourself is an act of mourning, always. how many times have you looked at pictures of yourself from even just a few months ago and thought “who is that? did i look like that? she’s beautiful” but fail to reconcile it with how you felt. that girl is me and that girl is beautiful but i have never been her, y’know? and the cycle is endless. i am always longing to be myself from two years ago, or six months ago, or last night. SHE was beautiful in ways i don’t know how to be now. i’m grieving for the death of my past selves, constantly, and grieving for the time they wasted mourning THEIR predecessors when they could’ve been feeling beautiful. in between disparaging remarks about the weight she holds around her midsection, my mother shows me photos from when she was younger and handles them gently; “i was kind of a looker back then, wasn’t i?” i wonder what i’ll be saying about this body in thirty years. i wonder if it’ll be kind

[nook-inc]

BEES CAN KILL YOU NOW

[dracolizardlars]

from the url I'm guessing this is about Animal Crossing but this is a hilarious post to see completely out of context

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]