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Idk (I'm 21)

[will-grahams-gun]

They should invent a type of relationship that feels real

[notamortician]

getting on tumblr after watching backrooms to see what ppl are talking about only to see a majority of you fuckers are only thirsting after the 2 seconds of screen time white boy. get a fucking grip actually

[bitter-post-millennial]

Girl I don’t know what to tell you. You’re on tumblr.gov and you want to complain about people wanting to fuck Bobby backrooms. This is not the place to have that argument people are trying to fuck everything here. If you want to see more posts about the ✨cinema✨ of it all, tag your stuff correctly and yell into the void. Most of the time the void will answer back

[sassa-v]

I'm kinda disappointed by Tumblr, I still have to see someone trying to fuck backrooms Clark.

[writingdose]

sometimes fanfic writing with english as your second language is “oh no! looks like I’ve ran out of english” or “that’s it, I give up english” half way through your fic. and then you continue writing in english.

[senulouscloy]

doodling my fav girls to test out clip studio paint bc i finally caught it on a sale yippeee

+ a version without the text

i need more slightly-toxic fics with them, if anyone has any recommendationssss 👀 i would be forever indebted 😌🙏

i was playing around with the idea of writing my own but i have too much other stuff to focus on at the moment.. maybe I’ll end up doodling a couple sketches from it though, we’ll see

[sassa-v]

I was on my way to university and found some poker cards on the street. The first one I saw was a queen of hearts. I'm fucked

[andremichaux]

Fortunes! Girls $2 Boys $20

Daria | 2.10, "Fair Play"

[ana-kostochka]

yellowjackets character design thingy, also from 2023

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[irreparableteacup]

imagining will graham’s rate my professor reviews being like:

quality 1.0 difficulty 5.0

he straight up does not have office hours. if he tells you he has office hours he is LYING. i made an appointment with him a week in advance and when i got there he had a sign on his door that just said “sorry solving a murder in minnesota”. i tried to schedule to meet with him again a few weeks later and the exact same thing happened but it was north carolina that time.

quality 3.0 difficulty 4.0

i emailed him once asking for an extension on a paper and he messaged me back two days later at 3am and it was just a thumbs up emoji “sent from my iphone”

quality 3.0 difficulty 3.0

He obviously cares a lot about his subject and his presentations are really in depth while remaining easy to follow, but he did have to have another professor sub for him a lot? I’m also concerned about how much Advil he takes…

quality 2.0 difficulty 3.0

i stg he got a boner talking about the chesapeake ripper lmao. like wdym the murder was art??? he’s gonna end up on the news someday i stg. he found out i have a dog and when i showed him a picture he gave me extra credit which was pretty cool though

quality 1.0 difficulty 4.0

I think the only person who hated being in his class more than me was him.

quality 5.0 difficulty 4.0

i can hardly pay attention to a goddamn thing that man said because i can’t get over how pretty he is. he’s obviously on the verge of a nervous breakdown but idec because he’s Gorgeous. professor graham, if you’re reading this idk what’s wrong with you but whatever it is, i can fix it

quality 1.0 difficulty 2.0

BRO GOT ARRESTED FOR MURDER

[queercowboyinspace]

heated rivalry fans check this out:

[kosmogrl]

[t00thpasteface]

a good ship is always improved by having at least one other random character who is so so fucking mad that the ship is happening and is either seething about it or actively trying to break them up. i see the appeal of "everyone else played matchmaker and they're all cheering to see the ship holding hands!!" but i need at least one character, with any motivation, to be the world's pettiest hater about it come hell or high water. bonus points if the beef is completely onesided and they still get warmly invited to the wedding anyway

[grandfather-paradoxx]

Destiel vs GOD

[sassa-v]

and God didn't even win

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

[randomslasher]

#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

[limbobilbo]

> sees nihilistic depiction of human nature

> looks inside

> hope :)

[accidentallyoccidental]

can someone give those flowers a spacesuit please

[alocalpizzadruid]

:)

[debian-official]

there is something inherently erotic to a 3d printer, printing its own replacement parts

[magnusttsisgay-official]

you okay?

[debian-official]

more than okay. she was broken and now she's all fixed up because it can make her own parts and it has a cute engineer to take care of her

[sassa-v]

you're so right, the opposite of auto cannibalism is obviously erotic, wish i could fix myself like a 3d printer 

[theroundbartable]

Dear dad,

I know you don't understand,

why I would change my name.

But I thought of you, you see,

when I chose a new.

Because I honor the one you've given,

because it was beautiful.

Because I wanted to keep the color, the yarn, the love in it.

It just wasn't me.

Like a wonderful dress,

in the wrong size, the wrong style

given on my birthday,

in which I grew out before I grew into.

So I understand your sadness.

I understand your grief.

But I could look at it

before.

Before you accused me of killing them.

A person I never was.

Before that name became a victim,

abused apparently by me.

And it makes me wonder, how ironic that view is. Because now I feel you see the reason, but fail yet to accept.

I hurt.

Because and with the name.

And so I chose to no longer blame, to no longer hurt, to no longer be the victim.

Instead I want to frame it. Hang it up upon my wall and smile upon remembering, the dress that didn't fit, that was your gift. And not a picture at our funeral.

You must let me, father.

Let me...

Love the new me too.

[thedeepthought]

me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.