Fuck

I'm Lauren

[tankaramo]

touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them:

[blah-blah-blah83]

This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

[tankaramo]

it’s absolutely Not

[nephilem-of-the-woods]

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you

[frogconnoisseur-remade-deactiva]

“cis/hetero demiromantics are queer” how about y'all just admit you don’t care about lgbt people and are willing to ignore our entire history just so you can feel included? in what goddoamn realm would you have been called queer? do you really think needing a deep emotional bond to fall in love makes you one of us? shut the fuck up. that is literally so offensive and ignorant

[felinejaye]

Wow fuck you to. Being demiromantic makes me very very queer. Having panic attacks when partners said “I love you”? Wondering if I was a sociopath because I didn’t seem to love anyone? Being force-fed this “Fall in love and date” bullshit? Demiromantics (and demisexuals) are fucking queer fuck right off. You clearly don’t understand how difficult it is for that ‘deep bond’ to happen. It’s happened only once in my 20+ years of life and it took about two years? Maybe a bit under - to form. And that was after incredibly constant face-to-face contact and someone else suggesting that my now-partner would be date-worthy.

[bear-butch-deactivated20210710]

that’s literally just normal you fucking idiot

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

elliot from scrubs was queer

[sassafrasslass666]

Ew can the str8s go die i wanna eat my girlfriends pussy and this offends me

[chicks2010]

[meatgod]

I definitely need it today, meatGod approved

[healingisneeded]

hope the meatgod is doing alright mane 🙏🏾

[chicks2010]

[chawriee]

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[niggazinmoscow]

THE FOSTERS IS THE BEST SHOW! Approaches the topics:

LGBTQ 

Foster Kids/ Foster system 

Legal Rights 

bullying 

mental illness 

Harassment 

miscarriage 

Identity 

education 

Everything that other tv shows Won’t even touch on. 

[sassafrasslass666]

Greys anatomy has allthat and is better

[sassafrasslass666]

Unsatisfied and sad inside

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[sexhaver]

if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you

[sassafrasslass666]

Dooooood

[rinny-the-fucker]

[sassafrasslass666]

do you

hear that?

I gotta real bad feeling

how many moats

do you suppose

theyre keeping?

[sassafrasslass666]

finding some tree sap in my pubes

[sassafrasslass666]

hell

Dante’s inferno sounds like a grand ole time. If I could imagine hell, it would be a 2-dimensional plane where 4-dimensional beings are stuck for eternity. Inseparable from the 2-dimensional plane, yet unable to comprehend such an existence because they previously existed in the 4th dimension, the damned would spend forever in agony. That is hell for me, or another possibility would be a 3-dimensional world where time does not exist. Because time exists in Dante’s inferno and it’s part of what makes it seem bearable. Hell should be terrible, it should be agonizing, but not in a way that humans are accustomed to in life on Earth. It must be agonizing for the human being as a being- it must agonize their very being- and not their ego like it seems to in Dante’s Inferno. The real hell would be a place where one is alone, because it is impossible to separate the self from all of the surroundings. Therefore the damned would become at once their own 2-dimensional hell and also the incomprehension of their new state of being. Inescapable and never ending would be the desire to understand it (the new state of 2nd dimensional being) as a 4-dimensional being. The damned would spend eternity fueling the desire in vain, for they will never comprehend the 2nd dimension in which their (4th dimensional) being exists as being.

I imagine Paradise to be equally as terrifying, but for a greater good. Because the blessed would be brought into a 5th or higher dimension, and it would be incomprehensible to a 4th dimensional being, so the blessed soul would have to transcend in order to understand its new existence in which it now is.

However, the damned soul would never desire to descend to comprehending itself through itself as 2-dimensional. I cannot prove it, but given that humans are rational creatures, it seems impossible that they could feel no lack living in a 2-dimensional plane. And the lack would be purely existential. To lack both depth and time for eternity is the greatest imaginable torment.

Yet to transcend to a higher dimension, and further one’s pursuit of truth, beauty, knowledge, is to dwell in paradise.   

[mahangsh-deactivated20170712]

Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.

[destieldrabblesdaily]

Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am.

I remember that time I accidentally overheard my dad talking with one of his friends, in a random conversation, and him saying ‘blablabla, but hey if she [about me] gets a boyfriend or a girlfriend’ even though I have never brought up sexuality in my life; my dad didn’t assume that I was straight.

I remember that time when I was forced to go on a school trip when I was younger (actually a trip to another country which was a first for me, when surrounded by fellow students that I didn’t get along with all that much) and I got anxiety and home sickness after two days, I called home, and my dad picked up, and he was like ‘okay princess, I got homesick too when I was younger, I’ll come pick you up’. And I remember laughing through my tears because haha, that was sweet of him to say, but that would be a 24 hour drive actually so it was supposedly a joke. Either way I did feel well enough to at least make it through the rest of that day and the night, but then I woke up to this text like ‘I’m nearly here, did you pack your stuff yet? Also I’m kinda lost in this city but I don’t know how to speak Czech and no one here speaks English, do you speak Czech?!’ (Which I really don’t.) Eventually he found a taxi driver and paid the guy to drive ahead of him to get to the address of the hotel where I was staying.

I remember a recent migraine attack and me going like ‘dad, I’m okay enough to go to work now but my vision is still kinda blurry, so could you drive me, because me driving wouldn’t be the safest plan right now’. And him furiously declaring ‘NO, I’m not driving you anywhere, what you’re going to do for the rest of the day is getting some rest.’

I remember that one time when I was on my period and in the worst mood ever and my dad getting home from work and handing  me my favorite chocolate, saying ‘I think you might need this’.

And I think everyone deserves that, and it’s so unfair that not everyone gets to have it.

[sassafrasslass666]

lmao i remember my dad telling me racist and pedophilia jokes throughout my childhood

I remember him punishing and belittling me for attempting suicide when I was 15, then when I moved out at 18, he gave me back the knife that I used - like to fuck with me

I remember seeing him a month ago, I was home from college and he had nothing to ask me or tell me, just that “nothing that I want will ever matter”

When I tried telling him about being raped, he blamed me for putting myself in that situation, saying I was stupid and that’s why I got raped   

It makes me want to be a parent someday so I can be sure to never repeat his mistakes, but I’m afraid that he’s created a toxic monster out of me and I would only continue the cycle.

I wish I at least had a nice mom to makes things better, and she is nice, but her brain is basically mush now from years of hardcore alcoholism and most of my memories of her from my childhood are when she was drunk, because she usually was.

My parents have made it close to impossible for me to have normal, healthy interactions and relationships with other people and it’s really hard for me to love them. It’s really hard when it’s hard to love your parents, because questioning the love only ever manifests as deep, sorrowful guilt.

I’m sorry if you have toxic parents too, you are not alone.  

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

me after going to class everyday and blindly submitting to a system that leaves millions of young adults in debt and unemployed after they graduate

[whomst]

Tfw ur hands r cold so u put them between ur big meaty thighs like ur own personal flesh toaster rb if u agree