Sassafraster Queen of Disaster

My main blog is heartsickpessimist  I'm 19. This blog is for sassyness and funny puns. Daily dose of positivity since I embody a very deeply unhappy person. NEED SOME POSITIVES.

[lol-photos]

[imanes]

studies show that I literally did not ask

[labias]

[finalfantasyvii]

anyone else looking at ceratosoma amoenums while crying.

[finalfantasyvii]

ouughgh…

[finalfantasyvii]

ooough

[hobrien]

Once Upon a Deadpool (2018)

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[warpedlamp]

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

[warpedlamp]

[ifeellike]

I feel like

when ur carrying laundry and drop a sock

[effington]

[thegoodvybe]

[alecsarchive]

[sensitivityandbrutality]

I need to be manhandled.. but like.. by a woman

[onedaywithtea]

[bisexualwario]

[saturnribbon]

[dawhitebag]

People who still think Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond be like:

[wenchyfloozymoo]