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And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.

sivavakkiyar

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

#I guess he is still posting... but it's not the same

the-big-mood

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

reblogmonstah

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

squeakitties

asses to asses, bust to bust

jen-iii

Do you think that since Toph is basically wrestling famous as well as hailed as a world hero and Greatest Earthbender that she has like actual die hard fans?

Like pro athletes do the John Cena ‘you can’t see me gesture’ but in this verse it’s Toph’s ‘I’m blind’ one whenever they do something cool? Kids running around the streets playing ‘Earth Rumble’ and they fight over who can be the ‘Blind Bandit’.

And since the Earth Kingdom is the largest, people stop and recognize her more often than even the AVATAR and try to get her autograph and stuff. And the rest of the Gaang try to say she can’t give an autograph because hello she’s blind, only for her to slap a muddy hand in the fans like clothes or face and they fucking SCREAM like that’s what they’ve been waiting for. And she’s like ‘What? Do yall not KNOW how big Earth Rumble was? I was the Reigning champion of course I had fans 🙄’ and they’re both confused and a little jealous about it 😂

platonicsource

A Strong Cup of Coffee (S02E05) ST DENIS MEDICAL (2024—)

briarrosefromthedead

And Now the Screaming Starts! (1973) dir. Roy Ward Baker

leatherleaves

I thought this was a deleted scene or something from pride and prejudice and I was like damn Darcy is having a meltdown.

dinottosaurs

if you work with kids 80% of your job is just this

brionysea

I refuse to let you leave this in the tags. fly. be free

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

ravioliet

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

kinuko

goldensunset

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

ooo…. lady gagita

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

zangoonse

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

zangoonse

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

ghost-mantis

On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

northstarfan

Said dumbass tried to take Aldrin to court for assault and was thrown out on his metaphorical ass, being cited as the instigator of the incident after luring Aldrin into a meeting under false pretenses (telling the former astronaut he was being interviewed for a children's program).

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.