Aw, honey, no

a fucking Sasquatch that cant wrap presents for shit

[paxamericana]

[lucklesslavender]

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

[shoelace-and-friends]

[moishe-pipick]

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

Wait what happened

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Remember when those two cops pushed over that old man and then just kept walking as he lay on the sidewalk unconscious and bleeding? Well, they got suspended. But then, then, 57 members of their squad resigned from their Emergency Response Team posts “in disgust,“ not because of what those cops did, but explicitly because they faced consequences for doing it.

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

[butmuhgains]

Technically they resigned because the police union said they would stop protecting them in court for war crimes brutality charges, not solidarity

not sure if that’s better tho

[kayloo]

“I quit because I’m not going to be legally protected for murdering the people I’m supposed to serve” isn’t the win they think it is

[sizvideos]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Ladies and gentlemen, listen to your gut instincts and record racist and sexual harassing conversations with your smartphone.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[blackness-by-your-side]

my utopia

[gentlyepigrams-deactivated20180]

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

[theroguefeminist]

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[counterpunches]

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[sistertaxon]

Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

[nyctosaurid]

[sistertaxon]

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[that-one-support]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tippitv]

I don’t know who wrote this but...

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.

[josheeta]

if this isn’t inspirational idk what is 

[movedto-nonbinarytyto-deactivat]

I went through 275 pages of my video tag to find these vines among others

[sapphirecutie1995-deactivated20]

this is a portal to a better place

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[totallyboardaf]

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.