i got you for that

Em. 27. USA. hufflepuff. multifandom. bucky barnes. bellarke. beliza. reylo scum. clarke griffin defense squad. fanfic writer. find me on AO3 @inkwell_nerdisms. thank @glossyeb for my icon. thank @jonahxamy for my header. ask always open.

[rylandsgrace]

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) dir. Francis Lawrence

[bpdshan]

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

[andmaybegayer]

promoted your pronouns to nouns

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

[frottinq]

me at the end of a two day weekend

[forthehonorofraeskull]

"thanks, you almost ripped my arm off."

[thegiftedoneishere]

[en-lili]

ah, yes, the classic marvel joke

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[orlissa]

Do you sometimes read a fic writer’s work, and just… thank all the gods this person managed to get obsessed with the same fictional people you did?

[radiation]

People who send anon hate and expect to be taken seriously are so funny like ohhhh shit looks like I got the Phantom of the Askbox on my ass

[secondlastpsycho]

everyone had that phase where you'd watch marvel edits on pinterest right?

[sassqueenblake]

Holy cow. I've been gone for almost 2 years. I'm back, but who knows where this scrambled egg of a blog is headed??

[sassqueenblake]

I'm just gonna say it..

BELLAMY BLAKE DESERVED BETTER

[clarkegriffinblake]

WE’RE FREEEEEE

[sometimesrosy]

proposition to make next wednesday “Freedom From The 100 Day.”

[sassqueenblake]

2020 could have at least spared The 100

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!