fur sure

twenty old NZ i love musicals tv polar bears

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[oneheadtoanother]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

let's make a stone statue and beat it with chains

[mutationgirl]

sponge bob square pants!

[tootietwo2]

let’s play in the eelgrass with mama

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[hotvampireadjacent]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[were--ralph]

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[kaijuno]

[freakoutgirl]

imagine you have a coworker at the old spaghetti factory and then a year later they're a torchbearer at the olympics

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[tastylemonbread]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[michaeltrapson]

[depsidase]

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[millthompson]