Britt By Name, Bitch By Nature.

I could be your best friend or worst nightmare.

[sassy-shelton]

Text - Blonde Bitch

JJ: Are you coming tonight, babe?

Britt: What's in it for me, love?

[jj-thefoodmonster-blog]

[sassy-shelton]

What did I tell you about jumping up on people like that, you Irish obsessed, little fuck? I was supposed to surprise you. Best Christmas present ever or?  

[womanlycrushes-blog]

[hey-itsluke]

Well you never know. Maybe you’re not as bad as you think.

[sassy-shelton]

Oh trust me, I am. I didn't get chucked out of confessional for passing up my greens at dinner. 

[hyfr-luke-deactivated20140308]

Cats have nine lives, I’m willing to risk one. Oh so you’re Brittany. 

[sassy-shelton]

How brave of you. Last time I checked, yeah. Whatever you've heard, it's true. Mostly.. 

[jfcaladdin]

Looks like everyone’s coming out to play today. Must be some sort of Christmas miracle!

[sassy-shelton]

More like Christmas nightmare. What's up, Josh? I haven't seen you in forever.

[astridclarkes]

I’m Katerina, but feel free to call me Kat. Yeah I’m rather new to town.

[sassy-shelton]

Nice to meet you, Kat. I'm Britt. Oh really? Where are you from?

[billiejoeholt-deactivated201404]

It might be Christmas but Bill is still a no go nickname for everyone.

[sassy-shelton]

Yeah yeah, I get it. Besides, everyone knows my nickname is the best.

[hey-itsluke]

I would like to think the Nice list, I try to be a good person.

[sassy-shelton]

Well hey, at least one of us does! I can almost guarantee the most I'll receive this year is a rock at the bottom of my stocking. 

[jfcdanielle-blog]

A regular bitch. I missed you too.

[sassy-shelton]

Ew, no thank you. Good. 'Cause I got you a present while I was.. ditching school for Ireland.

[hyfr-luke-deactivated20140308]

Interesting, I’m curious to see how the week will go now.  I’m Luke, and you?

[sassy-shelton]

Don't you know? Curiosity killed the cat. Brittany, Britt.. Take your pick. 

[bellaffs-blog]

You know, you’re not that bad. I’m Bella.

[sassy-shelton]

Understatement of the century. Cool, I'm Britt. So how long have you been stuck in this hell-hole for?

[court1x1-deactivated20140718]

I would admire your strength if you could throw half the school off a roof. Welcome back.

[sassy-shelton]

Maybe I'll show you sometime, party trick? Thanks, I've yet to determine whether it's good to be back yet. Are you new? 

[billiejoeholt-deactivated201404]

Did someone seriously just walk past me and say ‘Merry Christmas Bill’?

[sassy-shelton]

It's Christmas, Jail Break. Kids leave out mince pies and alcoholic beverages for a fat, creepy man in a ghastly, red suit who supposedly 'climbs down chimneys to deliver presents' chauffeured by flying deer - anything could happen.

[hey-itsluke]

I’m so excited for Christmas!!

[sassy-shelton]

And are you on Santa's naughty or nice list?

[jfcdanielle-blog]

Kinda offended here

[sassy-shelton]

Now what kind of bitch would I be if I threw my best friend - who I missed way too much, by the way - off a roof? 

[hyfr-luke-deactivated20140308]

Welcome back then.

[sassy-shelton]

Thanks, I'm sure you'll regret saying that by the end of the week. Who're you?