Sicker than your average

Probably not cool enough to be here

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

[such-fun]

Sassy HYDRA agent

[bbgum-princen]

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

[officialcaptain-marvel]

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[rexuality]

things to call people you HATE

easy bake oven

expired coupon

spam email

wet sock

squeaky grocery cart

inconvenient fire drill

cold bowl of soup

itchy sweater

unnecessary movie sequel

overdraft bank fee

crying baby on a plane

wobbly table

sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around

billy

[danhowellgifs]

[sassyalpacaaa-blog1]

I feel like we've all forgotten about Trump now that the election is over, but in reality we should be making more memes to always remind him that he is the biggest idiot ever

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[thestoicgod]

[sassyalpacaaa-blog1]

Protect him

[ncodangelo-deactivated20170513]

a very potter musical is one of the greatest things on the planet and it was created by college students with $150 who were high off their asses

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

[sassyalpacaaa-blog1]

Damn though those are some good shoulders but still WHY

[sassyalpacaaa-blog1]

You know what I freaking hate is when people tell other people ‘don’t pretend you have anxiety, I have anxiety and it doesn’t look the way yours looks so you mustn’t struggle with it’ like bruh you aren’t the only one who deals with shit and not everyone’s shit looks like yours so take a step back and sit the heck down because you don’t get to tell anyone how they feel or how things effect them damn

[hamletslament]

If you are stressed, anxious  or just need to breathe try this gif

[tastefullyoffensive]

She needs a hug. (via coffeeandcannabis)

[bpdshan]

please be clingy with me i need it

[homojabi]

Who else can’t wait until they get their first apartment with their girlfriend and get to sleep with them in a big bed and have lazy Saturday mornings and go to the farmers market and hold hands and buy flowers for the kitchen table and just finally feel at peace with the world in general because you’re in each other’s lives forever?

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[sassyalpacaaa-blog1]

Did you just censor the word cuddling?

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[sassyalpacaaa-blog1]

person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels

me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay