Black: The Colour of Dis Bear

[merestraw-deactivated20160202]

Not that anyone really cares but as of today I am officially cancer free!!!!!!

[hijabi-proclamation]

Congrats 🎉

[tracesinyourhair-deactivated201]

OH MY GOD IDK YOU BUT THIS LITERALLY MADE MY DAY I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GOOD LUCK AND GOOD DAY

[officialfrenchtoast]

Congratulations!

[420moshdad]

Perks of being a legal adult #285: no one can tell you you can’t have 40 tater tots for dinner

[420moshdad]

Cons of being a legal adult #137: no one will tell you that its probably a bad idea to eat 40 tater tots for dinner bc your stomache will hurt after

[yueliang]

okay I feel like I'm the only person who knows that Mulan was a real person and not talked about enough

Her story goes mostly how the Disney version went, except she didn’t go to war as a quest for self-discovery or because she felt as though she couldn’t make her parents proud. The sole and only reason she disguised herself as a young man was to take her Father’s place in the war.

So when she told her parents that she wanted to this, they were like wtf no you’re a girl and it’s chaotic out there. And you know what she did? She put on male clothes and challenged her own Father to a duel. Her dad was like ‘who the hell are you’ but accepted. When Mulan won and revealed herself as his daughter, he was like wOAH okay you can go. Basically she made sure to get her parent’s consent before going, so not only are her parents awesome, she was decent enough to not leave them hanging for 12 years.

Yes, she was at war for 12 years, but she not in fact meet a handsome general. Instead she BECAME a general. Eventually the war was won, and the Emperor was so impressed by her he wanted to wed the Princess to her. It was only then that she revealed she was in fact a woman. Then she accepted the rewards and went right back home to her normal life. 

There is now even a crater on Venus named after her.

[yo-te-deactivated20151015]

i do not love dogs any more

haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog

[laternura]

im not that great

april fucking fools i am a bomb ass looking wonderful person

[ambiguousparrish]

[hec-chan]

What is this and where can I watch it

[retrocize-deactivated20160515]

important things tumblr will not teach you

hating everyone will get you nowhere

actual depression sucks

having low self esteem isn’t cute

you are as pretty as you believe you are

cigarettes will kill you

[karzahnii]

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

[pajamaben]

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

[breakingbadgifs]

[brainhalfinsane]

[elbeeaz]

[noquitter-deactivated20231102]

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

[maatangi]

some girls are legitimately not nice u need to be careful dont let tumblr’s ‘all girls are beautiful and gifts to the world’ fool u because there are really horrible girls and women out there

[unearthlyenemy-deactivated20200]

hope I’m doing this right

[matchamilkteas-deactivated20230]

Seriously so disgusted right now.

[qahwati-blog]

what the fuck even

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

fucking call and message the hell out of delta about this

[yellowxperil-deactivated2026012]

delta airlines customer service [phone]

[mechapilots-remade-deactivated2]

can we talk about cyntoia brown for a moment though

cyntoia brown is a girl who is serving life in prison after being wrongly tried as an adult at the age of 16.

she was forced into sex work by her abusive boyfriend, and was picked up by a 43 year old johnny allen on a street corner. she then impulsively shot him out of fear, not intending to kill him, when he started acting threatening towards her. she was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder during her trial as a result of severe abuse over many years.

johnny allen was committing a sex crime against an underage mentally ill girl forced into sex work against her will. cyntoia brown committed manslaughter out of self defense at the age of 16 and is now in jail for life after being tried as an adult for first degree murder.

please reblog this, and sign this petition, because seriously not enough people know about this.

[seawolph]

[superwhohannilockpotterpasta]

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.