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The Green Knight (2021), dir. David Lowery

i think its fine for straight actors to play gay characters but if they do it they have to actually get into it and give us good convincing kisses. if elliot page can suck passionate face with michael cera in 2007 u can kiss another man like u fucking mean it for 5 seconds

lieutenantkim

if you’re not embodying heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhaal’s nose making out with him against a wall then what are you even doing

timeloopfemme

you get it

jack0fficial

Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

argumate

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?