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@sassyfrassboss
Everyone should be talking about this and only this.
I can’t wait till the main news media picks this up. Which they will.
I am positive she is spiraling, the trip to Switzerland could not have gone any worse if she had tried! The smiling picture with an N word using racist is simply the cherry on the shitastic cake she ordered for herself.
She needs to pull out the big guns a). a pap walk b). a new video with the kids c). a date night picture with Harry d). all of the above.
It’s bad enough she posted a photo of Lili the night before she talked to parents about the danger of social media and what it can do to kids, but then this. She is such a joke. A desperate joke.
Totally forgot that it is the surrogate born male child's birthday today. In his honor I thought it be great to walk down memory lane, a lane paved with spectacular lies told by his parents.
Starting with his incredible science defying "mother" who was released from the hospital within ~5 hours of giving birth to him at 5:26 am. A woman who at the age of 36 was a high risk pregnancy, who claimed to have gotten not one but two epidurals, who gave birth naturally.
I don't know any doctor who in their right mind would have signed off on a release the same day, let alone a release within mere hours.
Anyway can anyone help me with one question. I know Harry gave an interview at 2 pm right outside the Royals Mews.....as if Meghan gave birth to Jesus himself 🙄 sorry I digressed....am I right to remember that at some point he said they were home in Windsor by 11 am. Can someone remember if this was in Spare or was it something he said in that very first interview he gave?
Nothing like bringing back this gem since I was there!
I’m a year younger than Harry and I can’t even imagine building my entire persona around a tragedy that happened 29 years ago.
Us normal elder millennials bury that shit down deep and move on with our lives.
Yes it’s tragic he lost his mother at such a young age but for the love of God, move on!!!
As much as he talks about the benefits of therapy, it’s painfully evident that none of it impacted him in any way whatsoever as he hasn’t moved on from this trauma. He is a walking endorsement that proves just because you go to therapy doesn’t mean it helps unless you’re willing to work at it, which he obviously is not willing.
I think her only selling 85 tickets out of 300 has to infuriate her. I’m honestly terrified for her staff at this point because her rage will know no bounds after this failure.
Wait, what? Do we have real proofs!? 🤣 sorry but I am laughing so hard, I know she is so infamous and hated but just 85 tickets? where did the sold out event gossip came from?
And are we going to believe she sold 800K jams!?
People may want to meet you and say hi for free, but very few will be willing to pay that expensive tickets to meet her, to put money on her pockets and while a economic crisis is looming
I think @the-empress-7 has a screenshot of a Tweet.
If I’m spending $3k it’s on a vacation or kitchen appliances. Not to meet a washed up C-List actress whose claim to fame has always been marrying a right white dude. One of which just happened to be a royal prince.
"She couldn’t sell herself on the street corner at this point."
LOL I almost choked on my peasant cheese and crackers snacks when I read this! 😂
Hahaha!
For real though. She must be sitting on a stockpile of edible flowers and teas at home because no way did she sell out of her inventory.
He will get his protection back. This tour is designed to show he is still a royal representing the monarchy and since his daddy didn't make a squeak to signal otherwise, the government will get the hint of what Charles wants. Also, after Harry left his footprints all over Australia sending real royals there is pointless now. It will just be a farce. How awful to watch this and see it all so clearly.
Charles did squeak though. He let everyone know that he is A Okay with how Harry is operating.
The problem will be the creative accounting they will have to do to justify shuttling them back and forth between the US and the UK because no way is Meghan giving up her mansion and Cali friends.
The money is what always does them in…
Happy to have you active here!
What are your thoughts and opinions about this tour? I want an essay!
Hahaha! I feel like I’m coming out of retirement.
Honestly, I have secondhand embarrassment for them. I mean they had crowds in the thousands for their first tour in 2018 and yet she can’t sell 300 tickets for her Ted Talk.
Him military royal cosplaying with the wreath was infuriating and I can’t believe those old assholes catered to his ego for that. Especially seeing as how he served a hot minute but acts as if he was on Seal Team 6 apprehending Osama BL.
Her outfits, as usual, are all about the price tag and merching money rather than actually looking good on her. From what I understand is she is rather petite and these clothes make her look like a linebacker and draw attention to her rather broad shoulders and scarily thin ankles. She dresses like she has the body of Kate when she is about 5 inches shorter and has a box build. But it goes to show that after 8 years of this BS she still refuses to listen to those who know better.
I think her only selling 85 tickets out of 300 has to infuriate her. I’m honestly terrified for her staff at this point because her rage will know no bounds after this failure. Of course her staff of who she will blame it on but that’s another survivors club in the makings.
As for them flying commercial tells me that they 1. Couldn’t find a private jet for free 2. That they might be trying to prove they are valuable as royals because they can travel like normal citizens 3. No one was willing to pay for them to go over there.
If this truly took a year to plan, it was thrown together at the last minute for sure. I plan events all the time for work and I can produce something 1000x better than this in a week, a year of planning and it would have been exceptional. But also, taking into account how hated they are it’s probably the best they could do.
The MasterChef thing made me die laughing. She looks ridiculous. Plus she is the furthest thing from being a chef so it her criticism towards actual chefs would be insulting.
I have more to say, will try later if I can but have a meeting with my boss in a few.
So far this has been a delightful shitshow and proves that they have no business being royals again. Their star power they have 2018-2021 is long gone. People are tired of them.
How has she screwed up the tour? This is their new blueprint. She is doing her own thing while Harry does his. This is exactly how they planned it and you will be seeing it again when they return to the UK.
So what royal residence will they be given when they deign to honor the UK with their presence again in the Royalin' 2: Electric Boogaloo return? Back to Froggy Cottage or an eye-watering reno at Royal Lodge? From one disgusting Spare to the next. Has a certain symmetry to it, doesn't it🤔?
Frogmore Cottage is still sitting empty but she won't be happy with it. She doesn't want to be in Windsor, she wants London.
She wants Apartment 1 in KP or a wing in BP.
https://www.tumblr.com/sassyfrassboss/813989198654750720/800000-jars-of-jam-my-ass-she-couldnt-sell
Woman couldn’t even sell her clothes in her ShopMy, that’s why she had to close it to avoid mockery. But yeah, she sold all those jams!
She can’t sell out a venue in AUS to 300 people and yet we are expected to believe that they are the saving grace of the popularity of the BRF if they are allowed back?
Yeah, sure, okay.
Women who do pyramid schemes can bring in bigger audiences than Meghan.
800,000 jars of jam my ass…
She couldn’t sell herself on the street corner at this point.
Either he is lying or admitting that he is not equipped to be a parent.
This jackass acting like he is working 40-80 hours a week when he had a full office staff and a staff for his house, including a nanny.
The only thing he was stressed about was being told no when he wanted to make his wife star of the show.
Fuck right off with that shit and realize that most working parents have zero help and demanding bosses. You were the boss you asswipe.
What about his staff, both former and current? The ones he admitted in Spare were crying at their desks. The ones bullied by his woife. What kind of parents are they coming home from work stressed, trying to deal with their crying kids?
Harry might have inadvertently admitted that he did not form a parental bond with Archie. I remember the early days of my babies, they would cry if anyone other than their parents held them.
I mean I get it, afterall Archie was born of a surrogate and probably only formed an attachment to his biological mother.
Archie picked up on the complete and total HOME hostile environment. Couldn’t have been a calming infant experience when one parent is “sobbing in their closet” all the time and the other one was probably staying in rooms at the palaces to avoid home life.
Either he is lying or admitting that he is not equipped to be a parent.
This jackass acting like he is working 40-80 hours a week when he had a full office staff and a staff for his house, including a nanny.
The only thing he was stressed about was being told no when he wanted to make his wife star of the show.
Fuck right off with that shit and realize that most working parents have zero help and demanding bosses. You were the boss you asswipe.
Bloody photos while up close in the faces of sick immune compromised children after traveling in a plane where the air circulates everyone’s germs. The hospital should not have let the press, the faux royals, and whomever else they dragged up within a mile of these fragile and sick young children.
I wanna know why children with cancer and compromised immune systems were asked to remove their masks!
My aunt-in-law is currently undergoing radiation and chemo for glioblastoma.
Her husband refuses to allow anyone who has recently traveled to be within 10 feet of her for fear of illness.
We don’t even allow our son near her because god forbid he have an early illness contracted at school.
This is maddening.
She maybe will rewear her moonbump. Her belly in the green dress was probably her attempt to play pregnant again.
Maybe Australia will talk about flying teapots
Except there are pictures of her drinking white wine at the BEEF event.
Speaking of flying tea pots, so many people are new and have no idea about what went down during that tour. It would be fun to go down memory lane to honor Meghan's request that people tell the truth about her.
Watching that tour in real time was something else. Especially coming off of her announcing her pregnancy at Eugenies wedding. Then wearing white first day of the tour.
Or demanding that the Governor-General and his wife move out of their house for the duration of the Sussex stay. That would be like asking Trump to vacate the White House.
Top Scandals off the top of my head:
The falling out with the Governor General and his wife
The banana bread fiasco
The fake security scare at the UN Women event so she could leave
Making her RPO cry in public
The see through clothing in two of the walkabouts
The endless clutching of the baby bump that did not exist at 3 months pregnant
The hot tea throwing and/or pair or scissors throwing at someone's head depending on which version you have heard
Jessica Mulroney and her husband tagging along on the tour and getting a free car
The merching of clothes including items from Serena Williams brand new clothing line
The MBS blood diamond earrings controversy which was straight up insane
The fact that her PA and her RPO resigned immediately upon return
The fact that the Queen had to send Andrew of all people to make amends to the Australian government
I am sure I am forgetting so much more.
The one I will never forget is her making those kids stand in the hot sun for hours because she was running late and then act all caring afterwards and trying to give them leftover food. So many of them were crying because they had been standing for hours and were hot and tired. I would have grabbed my kid and left.
Damn.
Remember she didn’t have enough of the bouquets made for the flower girls because JM’s daughter was supposed to hold Meghan’s but then didn’t have one for the pictures and they took away the one from the little girl and gave it to JM’s daughter.
Pictures you can tell the little girl was crying.