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People get too upset seeing media that does not include them in the targeted audience. Is the algorithm too good, or is it not good enough 🤔

Started watching modern family. Like a million years late lol

#modern family #comedy #sitcoms

I feel like tinkerbell. Im not getting enough attention and its killing me.

#quarantine #isolation #social distancing #i recently realized why i have attention seeking behaviors #apparently i relied heavily on public interaction #social distancing isnt helping #attention is fuel #tinkerbell needs attention #tinkerbell #attention seeker

introvertslair

Introverts when guests have overstayed their welcome:

I wish I could take a break from being alive.

Imagine being dead... thats wild.

#what does it feel like to be dead #why dont we know #existential questions #existential musings

"I wish I could be your phone,"

-my boyfriend, aka modern day Romeo (without the family feud)

We were on face time and I was showing him how I mount my phone so I can watch stuff laying down in my bed and I said, "this is what my phone sees." This was his response.

#im really in love #take notes boys #keeping the romance alive #my boyfriend #really is romeo #wow #im so lucky

remanence-of-love

His name is Napkin. I am his mother. I make him wear his socks so his feet dont get cold.

#cats #black cats #black cat #black and white #black and white cat #grey eyes #his name is napkin #i am his mother #pet #is #very #cute #hes a cute little kitty #cute kitty #cute little kitten #kitty cats #meow

You: In the house,

Me, an intellectual:

#intellectual #i am an intellectual #meme #memes #intellectual meme #i really don't know how tumblr works #so if im doing it wrong im sorry #but pls follow me #i post my thoughts #with anonymity #english majors

porterr-robinson

So, genuine question. Is it difficult growing up with 2 parents of the same gender? Like how does that work?

Kid: MOOOOOOMMMM CAN YOU HELP ME?

Both moms: With what??

Is it like mom 1 and mom 2? Doesnt it get confusing?

#questions #lgbt #lgbt parents #genuine #not trying to be rude #not trying to be mean #just curious

I suck at friend maintenance.

I love meeting new people. You get to learn new things about them and you're never afraid of telling them a story you already told them. The conversational possibilities are endless.

But after a few months I have no fucking clue what to talk about. Like i know all these things about you already. The only thing ik to say is "how are you" and most people just say good like wtf how are we supposed to have a fucking convo if ur not gonna give me a jumping point. Just give me one reason why you're good and I can say something.

I have one current friend. And that is my boyfriend. I need help.

#textpost #help #send help #friends

I wish I was born in any other first world country that is not America.

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