#intellectual meme

[jobot]

You can actually tell the exact second I originally posted this back when I made it, based on the amount of time still remaining.

[into-the-endless-night]

You: can we fuck

Lord Huron, an intellectual: will you let me lay beside you, will you grant me my request?

[emojisarestatussymbols]

them: cottagecore or dark academia?

me, an intellectual: semidark academia

[uchicagoadmissions]

Romeo: Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night

Rosaline: 

[thebulletinhamilton-quotes]

Burr: I don’t understand why you two decided to wrestle in the woods before a duel. Who thought it was a good idea?

Alexander, an intellectual: It was first mine but I got Laurens to agree to the terms.

[alehyo]

you: let's get this bread

j.d. salinger, an intellectual: let's catch this rye

[puppy-wings]

ya'll: jellyfish

me, an intellectual: squishy wobbly noodle ball

[sapphictastic]

you, a fool: drinks water

me, an intellectual: eats snow