baman

im baman

[zolpimist]

[unravel-my-soul]

[fshteeth]

I enjoy this picture

[sloothsloth-deactivated20170523]

oh god this is majestic

[niknak79]

[paulsrockinpagoda]

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

[sassymasterwayne-blog]

me: for christmas i want a dragon

santa: be realistic

me: ok i want boyfriend

santa: what color do you want your dragon

[premium-gifs]

When you’re too lazy to do your chores.

[selkieskinned-deactivated201612]

[sassymasterwayne-blog]

I told my boyfriend not to get me anything for Christmas, this was his response.

Just-

FUCK.

[saltosalts]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jamholes]

[adamonroe-deactivated20200903]

[randomizeyourmind-blog]

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

[kokilax]

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[turningtricksbdwozhere-deactiva]

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

[yfghkjilotu-deactivated20160606]

This is perfect

[shadowstep-of-bast]

BLESS THIS PERSON

[allthingshyper]

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

[trying-to-get-through-life]

almost everyone I tell about thus go ‘its so cruel! Its inhumane!’ whAT IS RAPE THEN!?!

[devoureth]

Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]

[yourresidentginger]

Who needs to take note when apparently there are magical, self-tying bowties.

[borg-collective-deactivated2015]

Muggles.

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[eauprah]

now y’all know why miley cried for 4 minutes straight in wrecking ball

[stormmage-deactivated20150526]

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

[funisforlosers]

[pdlcomics]

[ddeimoss]

tag you’re nsfw

[ddeimoss]