[zolpimist]

Finished my dirty Baja blast and can now see all possible futures

[dogpuppy]

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[dogpuppy]

[fucxingcuties]

[journeymanfool]

I kinda feel like if a junk drawer was a guy

[kocalls]

[fuck-yeah-iheartmedia]

Today is mental health saturday

[flipchild]

[hereticpraetor]

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

[sourcreammachine]

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

[fedoraspooky]

It's that time again

[cnwolf-brainrot]

I feel like every Brandon Sanderson book so far is just so yeah god is dead what are you going to do about it

[whizpurr]

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[lemonsweet]

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[starrmarr-deactivated20260106]

[slipng]

[bish0ps]

day two sober im moving objects with my mind