ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah

Courtney | Canadian | Aspiring Author

[prescottsrule]

Every time I see Nathan smile, it gives me a small heart attack and I actually have hope for the wretched world of Life is Strange.

[incorrectlifeisstrangequotes]

And now, back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day to Principal Wells… Caulfield, what’s good?

Nathan

[marsoid]

nathan my man…….do not do that

[hopefully-funny]

this is pretty much how im doing at college right now

[guessididntdie]

Person 1: Homework is DONE. [sound of key being slammed with finality.]

Person 2: Did you turn in the report?

Person 1: There’s a report due?

Person 2: In thirty minutes.

Person 1: [Small chuckle that turns into despair, followed by more slamming of keys.]

[anduin-llane-wrynn-deactivated2]

Destiny Trio

[Wayfinder Trio]

[nijuukoo]

Aqua? No. She’s long gone now. My name…is χ.

I had a lot of emotions after Nomura revealed that Aqua would have been the spare source of light to clash with Vanitas’ pure darkness if Ven couldn’t survive.

Then I wanted to draw Vanitas-Aqua (and name her, because why not lol) because holy fuck.

[scarecrow-hero]

Okay but let’s be really honest. If this were the case… BBS would have been a very short game.

[nijuukoo]

Nah BBS would probably have the same length, but at least we wouldn’t be waiting for KH3.

[ironinkpen]

Yes you could be sad about your pairings but:

Inappropriately timed confessions

At a ski lodge and somehow got stuck outside in the middle of the storm but hey look there’s a conveniently abandoned cabin I guess the logical thing to do is go in there and snuggle for warmth…

[underworldwrites-deactivated201]

oh god royal aus

“your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au

“we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)

princess diaries style “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au

alternately, “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au

“i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au

“my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au

[levesque]

fun, unique, original, fucked up au’s

you tried throwing yourself in front of my car for the vine but i was coming to a stop so it looked really pathetic

you were being chased by my dog and ran through my backyard and tried coming into my house but you slammed into the sliding screen door and im just trying to eat cereal what the fuck

i just saw you take the last good watermelon from my shopping cart what the fuck??? come back what the fuck hiding it under your shirt won’T STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME

i tried running you off the road but you brake checked me and luckily we werent going that fast but when u stopped my car very gently touched ur bumper and im gonna insist there’s damage to  my headlight bc ur cute and i want ur number

we met as 10 year olds on  a video game and were friends for a few years before we lost contact but u moved to my city during high school and we recognized eachother holy shit you’re really hot now

youre a complete stranger and i started yelling at u cuz ur music was too damn loud at 1 am and we carried on an aggressive conversation for a long time before i realized u were literally just regurgitating the front bottom’s song lyrics to me fuck you

someone i follow on tumblr posts a lot of stuff about their crush and i started to slowly realize it sounds like a person i’ve been encountering lately and i went thru ur tagged/me and holy shit we go to the same school

i thought i was shoving lil cute secret notes into my crushes locker but it was actually your locker oops. well ur  cuter so like

i saw u at the store and we barely know each other but u smiled and i got so distracted that i ran into a can display and they all fell on me and now i’m in the hospital and u brought me ~FLOWERS~

i was at starbucks sitting by the window minding my business when u started tapping on the glass and trying to communicate something through it to me but like ?? i cant read lips and it basically turns into a huge game of charades bc ur stupid ass is bad as communication and my stupid ass is bad at understanding communication

you were free running on low buildings and fell off of one and i mso sorry that your leg is probably broken but i cannot for the life of me stop laughing hahahahhHhahahahhAHHAGHHHHH

feel welcome to add to this list and tag me if u use any of these cuz i wanna see

[aellagirl]

how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. 

[caseysquirrel]

it gets funnier as you watch

[ayadadenada-deactivated20160927]

caulscott au where max is a painter commissioned to paint nathan’s portrait by the prescott family and she discovers a bunch of family secrets and her and nathan go on mystery adventures

[edge-of-bizarre]

list of non-coffee shop au's

“hey you’re in that one show?” Actor au

“your dog is fine, but here’s my number anyway” veterinarian au

Teacher au where all their students ship it

“I live next door and I heard screaming so I came over thinking someone was getting murdered and now we’re both trying to get the spider out of your apartment” au

“you live in the apartment above me and everyday I can hear you singing in the shower but you’re really good and it makes my day” au

“I caught the garter and you caught the bouquet” au

“it’s 3 am and you’re the only person in the bar that knew all the lyrics to my favorite song and now we’re doing bad karaoke” au

“I opened my car door right as you rode your bike by and I am so sorry” au

“hey can I draw you?” au

“your music is really loud but oh my god this is my jam” au

“we’re both camping out in front of a store to get the newest movie/videogame/whatever” au

“I keep calling the IT center because you seem really cute” au

“I saw you break that thing by accident but your secret is safe with me” au

“I accidentally broke this and now we’re both trying to fix it” au

“We’re at comic-con and how the hell is your costume so good???” au

“you saw me trying to get my couch up the stairs by myself and were nice enough to help” au

“I got in a fight and you took me to the ER but you should see the other guy” au

“you tripped and I caught you but now it looks like I’m dipping you, how did this even-“ au

“you always bring food to lectures and share it with me because you don’t want to be the only person eating” college au

“you’re good at this subject, I’m not, I’m good at this subject, you’re not, lets be study buddies” college au

“I have a paper due tomorrow and it’s three am, I need all your coffee cause I ran out” college au

“my super important papers are in my backpack so I need to commandeer your umbrella please and thank you” college au

“you have a pet in your dorm and I have to help you hide it from the RA” college au

“It’s 2 am and we’re both doing laundry and I can see you checking out my hello kitty pajamas” college au

“No, I was not just drawing porn, don’t look at me” au

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

Where is that youtube poop with garnet talking really slow to steven whos talking really fast about lapis

im laughing so hard that you assume (correctly) i know exactly what youre talking about

[clairestanfield]

The most important clip in all of Dragon Age Inquisition 

[profoundsavage]

PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS

[clairestanfield]

It’s in the Deep Roads! It is sorta complex to get to so here is the help of IGN!

[comandrlexa]

The 100 + Text Posts [6/?]

[lolzsapphire-blog-deactivated20]

[tarawrr]

goals

[kesani]