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[dankmemeuniversity]

[inber]

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

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I had a dream I was diagnosed with bpd

Real nice dream

Nice and breezy

Not sad at all

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*crying* GOOD GIRLS, HOPEFUL THEY'LL BE. AND LONG THEY WILL WAIT

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I have never met a good man, not in this life, not in the previous one

And I have never met a man who knew how to love

Or at least tried

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I was walking down the street with my earphones blasting "I am my mother's child I'll love you til my breathing stops, I'll love you til you call the cops on me"

People walking past me must have been like "omg she's listening to Lorde, she's a melodrama stan"

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it's cuddle time!! ❤️❤️

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yesyesyesyesYESYESYES I LOVETHIS

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So I'm rewatching season 1 of tgp and in one scene Jason kisses Janet and when he pulls away he strokes her neck?? ?????

If I were D'Arcy I would have DIED on the spot

Have you seen Manny's hands???? They're like the best hands I've ever seen. If he ever touched me I would straight up go into a coma

God I'm so bi

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T.V. Shows I Refuse to Watch the Last Episode of

Community: By the end of the show [SPOILERS] We are missing both Shirley and Troy (and Pierce, but who cares). I like a majority of the episodes without them despite this, but when you get to the last episode it doesn't help my sadness to be missing two of my favorite characters.

The Good Place: This episode just makes me sad and existential. I'm just going to pretend the gang stays together forever.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: I refuse to believe the show ends.

How I Met Your Mother: Just... The show's so good and the ending is so bad. The alternate ending is good, but it's not the one on Hulu. I'm enraged.

Chuck: What was that ending? This show is too long and too short at the same time.

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And Scorpion 😭😭😭

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[roseofithaca]

Tahani: Wow, Shawn really hates us.

Eleanor: I know. He must be homophobic.

Tahani:

Tahani: But we're not gay, Eleanor.

Eleanor: We're not?!

[cecret-with-a-c]

I like headcanoning Eleanor knew she was bisexual practically all her life. But I gotta say, there’s something a little satisfying about her having her biwakening after meeting Tahani.

(And ngl also extremely relatable because we’re talking about Jameela forking Jamil here).

Why is that?

Because it forks up with Michael’s plan to torture Tahani.

As we can see in this image, the little shit (yes, I am referring to my comfort character as a little shit because at this point he is a very tall little shit) planned his neighborhood around the assumption that Tahani would crave the attention from the men around her (Jason, Chidi, the undercover demons and even Michael himself), but that it would be Eleanor the one to get it. That would make Eleanor constantly paranoid about being found out and Tahani insecure for feeling unnoticed and inadequate.

What I bet Michael wasn’t counting on was on Eleanor’s attention being (very explicitly) directed at Tahani.

Had he known Eleanor was bi from reading her file, he would have planned for another target (say, an even hotter demon) to divert Eleanor’s attention away from Tahani and increase those feelings of inadequacy.

But he didn’t. None of the fourteen million points of that plan seemed to include anything like this.

So Michael planned for Eleanor to become Jason’s buddy and Chidi’s love interest, leaving Tahani feeling alone. And also to have her work as his assistant! Which we can bet would make her insanely miserable because Michael would do everything in his power to project his own insecurities onto the second human he relates to the most.

But Eleanor and Tahani refuse to fight over dudes, Tahani offers her the position as Michael’s Assistant and has Eleanor thirsting over her 24/7 (who cares if some stupid men can’t appreciate that sexy skyscraper? Eleanor can!). So basically, meeting Eleanor, becoming her genuine friend and being the cause of her bisexual awakening means Tahani wasn’t tortured nearly as much as Michael originally expected.

And as Tahani herself says, “whether she was lifting me up or calling me out, I never felt quite so seen as when she saw me”, which I think is very, very beautiful and sweet.

Final thoughts: confirm past Teleanor, you cowards!

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Flight Attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.

Tahani: *looking at Eleanor*

Eleanor: What?

Tahani: *whispering* Do you feel safe?

Eleanor: I hate you.

[bi-accident]

[dankmemeuniversity]

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some things i’ve learned while studying in quarantine

drink more water instead of more coffee.

weekly goals are bullshit. set yourself 3-day goals. you’ll be less laid-back.

don’t just mindlessly stare at words. before you start studying, know your approach to it. have a plan.

summarizing the concept in your own words is the key part of taking notes. don’t just copy things down, convert them into your own way of talking, your own vocabulary, no matter how dumb and unprofessional it sounds.

don’t let the “studyblr aesthetic” fool you. studying doesn’t have to be pretty. summaries and notes can be messy as long as they’re comprehensible. you can always rewrite and reorganize them later. (honestly, you better do. and you better keep them.)

don’t throw away the papers you’ve solved your problems in. staple them to the fucking textbook. you need to see them constantly. cause you’ll need reminders of how far you’ve came, when you’re feeling discouraged.

don’t be an armchair analyst for your issues. if you have an idea then act on it.

remember: the exact point where it becomes difficult, is where your growth begins. take a deep breath, and try to focus on the paragraph in front of you.

get off your high horse and understand that if you’re a zero, you won’t go to 100 in a couple of days. first, you’ll need to reach 30, then from 30 to 60, and then from 60 to 90. nobody is 100 everyday. that happens very rarely.

you need to have fun everyday. you need to have peaceful time every single day. even on exam night. especially on exam night, actually. so make sure you’ve studied enough so you can have some time to yourself.

once you’re on a roll and in need of some challenge to stay on track, start writing down your studying hours. tell yourself you’re not allowed to do less than 80% of what you did yesterday. whatever the hell it was, even just one hour. so if yesterday you really studied for like, say 8 hours, today your goal is to study for at least 6 and a half hours. if you can’t keep up with that, make it 70%, or 60%. 

be forgiving of yourself. be kind to yourself. even if you bounced back and lost your streak. start again. as slowly as you did before. take your time. it’s okay, you were there once you can get there again.