enchantress

Semi-independent. OC child of littleredcasandra and unsungherox. Semi-private. Single ship.

[sassyxlette]

( askin the real questions; )

                ” what ever happened to the good ol’ days where                 you could nap in peace without being penalized? “

     “Disappeared right around the time people        decided, sure, teens can get up at five AM        for school, and of course they don't need        time to sleep despite the fact that they need        more sleep than both kids and adults."

[sassyxlette]

     “Christmas is great and everything        but have you heard of my birthday?"

[apathyfairy]

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

[capturingmysticfalls]

[miroslavvklose]

Damon with ms cuddles.  (◠‿◠)

[sassyxlette]

( socially awkward twosome; )

                   It was a bad idea, definitely. Now he wishes that he could                    go back in time and take what he said back. Since that                    wasn’t an option, he’d have to change the subject. 

                                   ❜I’m terrible at conversation…                                     Maybe you could show me                                     around town?❛

          Talking should be an Olympic sport or some shit. How do people keep           conversations going for hours and hours? It wasn't magic -- she knew           magic, and magic could not do things like that. Well it could, but it was           wrong. Colette bit her lip for a moment, glad when he changed the           subject.

     “Yeah, ’course I could. If you don't        mind awkward silences, I mean."

[sassyxlette]

( makin' me think; )

"You surely are going to live a long life, then! If you don’t die at the gym, first.”

     “-- I hope I don't die before my next pancake meal."

[sassyxlette]

( favorite person; )

     ”Yes, yes, and of course. All the yummy things for you guys.”

     “Dad promised a tattoo. You        think he'll keep it?"

[sassyxlette]

( i got a love and i know that it's all mine; )

{——I can behave at times!                                                                          Chocolate sounds amazing}

     “Right, and I've never drawn on my        father's face when he's asleep."

[ladybeek-deactivated20141024]

no text version

i think about these kinda things a lot

[death-limes]

it’s even sadder when you consider that eevee evolves to sylveon with love (and umbreon with friendship)

so this eevee really loved its trainer when it evolved

only to be greeted with this

[astralis-aether]

are you trying to kill me

[madame-mimsy]

I don’t even play Pokémon anymore and I’m sad.

[bluberryjelly]

who gave you the right

[sassyxlette]

( best cook; )

     ”That they are sweets. I’ll be making so many pancakes for you and your father.”

     “Yum. Chocolate chips, whipped        cream, strawberries..."

[sassyxlette]

( nearly 18 years a mommy; )

     ”That’s right! Some birthdays are coming up relatively soon, aren’t they?”

     “Birthday pancakes are soon too."

[sassyxlette]

     “Seventy-seven days, Mom!"

[sizvideos]

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

[mostlyfate]

She’s determined, but sweet. Eternal optimist. Never forgets a birthday. What else?

[dogvines]

[powerjock]

great content good work everyone

[kingcheddarxvii]

*slams desk* THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT *puts out cigar* JIMMY, GET IN HERE! I WANT MORE OF THIS CONTENT ON MY DASH AND I WANT IT PRONTO!

[easterelf]

Pros and Cons of being my friend

Cons

I’m an asshole

Pros

I’m your asshole