im blorg

its me crewmate. i am the good guy on the spaceship. pfp by totallylabgrown!!

[funkyphonophorae]

BLOG INTRO

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credit: houseofemojis, burntoutuserboxes, sweetpeauserboxes

hi guys! online my name is funky and this is my blog, mainly for reblogging things about my interests. sometimes i post art here too but not often.

no dni because i personally don't think it is useful, i'll just block you.

also follow my sibling @/whosintheshelter you may find them cool, they have good takes on deltarune

here's my cat btw

[hootaloodle]

Fuck yea go Toriel

[demonfella]

Rare footage of Toriel after the barrier has broken, freedom well spent

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there's ryan gosling/markiplier in the hadestown tag I'm about to become the joker

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[weepingpineapplechaos]

i love gorm soooooo much i don't draw them enough

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[funkyphonophorae]

what's the capital of france?

oh oui oui oui

it is paris

merci

[funkyphonophorae]

in a musicals mood i need to find somewhere to watch the hadestown proshot and the west end heathers proshot and the next to normal proshot and

[dulxelexhe]

damon and amelia… they make my heart ache in pain

[the-singularitys-discourse-blog]

My vent art because people keep forgetting about her

[theaxe-wielder]

she's itty bitty, only 3 apples tall in my heart

[monstermonger]

School For Dragon Babies (1884) + Seminary For More Advanced Dragon Babies (1892)

by Sir Edward Burne-Jones

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 7/11/23, 12:05:38 PM, it’s that #otto and arora kress takes up too much of my time.

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[tgirl-sangkuriang]

[yiddishfisting]

i hadn't really like. Truly thought too hard about that author's spider-fucking book so i wasn't putting individual pieces together but thanks to things people have reminded me of on that last post in this book i've realized we've got:

dark-skinned spider centaur love interest who's part of a cannibalistic incestuous spider race where the females are larger bc haha big hot abusive women

which means we've got a bunch of dark-skinned women who are incestuous sexual abusers of the males of their species

white protagonist love interest who is based off griffith from berserk looks-wise but i have also been told that character is like. a serial rapist. so maybe not the best choice

white protagonist leads dark-skinned love interest around with a rope noose around his neck

author makes 'jokes' about the dark-skinned love interest with a specifically "proud curved nose" being objectified

the sexual dynamic between the two MCs is supposed to be the dark-skinned love interest finally getting to be the rough dominant top to the pretty boy white twink protagonist

white twink protagonist is also a genocidal colonizer which i guess is supposed to be funny

[yiddishfisting]

@deep-sea-horror yeah

[yiddishfisting]

oh right i wasn't able to get the second half of that comment in the screenshot. so here it is

[shovelwareyaoi]

i feel like the fact that the spider people are usually white people and get transformed into darker-skinned people when they become incestuous spider cannibals should be added on here because this is what the author of this book decided to do in response to being called out for the racism

[funkyphonophorae]

when ppl misspell outlast trials as outlast trails it makes me think of all the prime assets going on a hike together