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@sasuke-should-sue
Why is Tobirama so beautiful
Like how fukkinng dare him wth am I suppose to do with myself now I donāt even LIKE men that much
Like literally the GALL
WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW
RIDDLE ME THAT ONE, SECOND
Made the ABSOLUTE mistake of looking at Tobirama fanart after like 1 MILLION years so this became relevant again
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sequel by request
You see I too often sat in school classes and thought āwhen am I ever going to need this, Iām never going to be an engineer, Iām never gonna be a scientist, Iām never gonna be a linguistā and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
He grew wiser with age
Hatake Ichigo being forced into the academy would be honestly hilarious. āno NO LET GO OFME FUCK OFF IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR FAMILY FUCK YOUR ANCESTORS FUCK YOUR COWā and all that. getting dragged by her feet into the classroom because she bit the first person that tried to carry her.
I'm in fucking tears actually, SO accurate.
She is going to set the entire classroom on fire to try to prove a point. She's going to frame several students for theft of other students belongings to try to start a war. She's going to go to the younger, impressionable classes and "inspire" them to "rebel against their homework" via ganging up on and tying up their teacher and locking them in a closet as they trash the classroom. She doesn't wanna be here let her out let her out leT HER OUT LET HER OUT LET HER OUT LET HER OUT (the school doesn't fucking want her either holy shit)
Shes on the floor throwing an actual tantrum like the 11 year old brat she is, high pitched shrieks and all. If you try to touch her she bites to draw blood
In her original timeline she probably never went, the academy being established around when she was entering the field as a shinobi herself (at like 14ish maybe) and it's first class being a very select group of clan kids (aka the only kids they could manage to convince the parents of to join, bc even then the clans were dead set on home schooling their kids, and itd take a while more to convince everyone to make the school the norm)
It's for the best shed never go originally tho, she did/does NOT get along with almost any kids her age. Any classroom with her in it would go to SHIT, she's the trouble maker and the teacher is this š close to actually attempting to harm her
(it's only bc she and the hyuuga heir are so young that they haven't started an actual blood feud w all their fighting, but they are not allowed to be around eachother without supervision for a reason. Them being in the same class would be,,, bad. Very, very bad.)
This is especially funny bc in the time frame Chasing Shadows is set, Ichigo is like 11 and advanced for her age by modern standards (considered average for warring era) and Naruto is like 6/7 bc its pre Uchiha massacre.
So they really tossed her around till they had no choice but to put her in a class of kids literally half her age. That's like THE starting class. She should not be in there.
PLEASE IM IN TEARS
i actually think its rlly funny my brain went to āshe gets shuffled aroundā instead of āshe graduates earlyā or āshe gets expelledā
actually now that i think abt it,,, would she make it a sidequest to get expelled. i think that would be extra funny because like.. nobody gets expelled from the academy. most ppl either graduate or drop out. she drives at least half the academy faculty to alcoholism.
Naruto and all the other trouble making kids she was encouraging to get violent and do their worst put up a little photo of her in some closet somewhere and decorate it like it's a fucking shrine to a dead person
The academy teachers are going "suddenly I understand why so many jonin have awful hobbies to cope with the realities of life."
Kakashi comes back to a very happy Ichigo
"I thought they were making you go to school"
"I had a busy week <3"
I actually have very specific plans of her boldfaced lying about already being chunin, and bc she's on her best behavior and Sarutobi is still downing his nostalgia pills of her being connected to Kagami and Tobirama, he just kind of smiles and goes "lmao yeah sure :)"
This will come back to bite him in the ass later.
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hikaku is pissing me off bad today. so, as you know, as clan heir to the eminent position of head uchiha, i am filled to the brim with talent and skill and chakra which means i can make fire dragon no jutsu. i know you're jealous and if you're not you should be because it's f***ing bad ass. and because i am kind and genteel to the future generations i was showing off a smaller version of my fire dragon, which is definitely a flex, i can create at least two types of dragons, and so i told these kids that what makes our clan great is that most of us have this potential especially if you harbor a dragon's soul, like me, unlike a CERTAIN clan (senju) and then hikaku has to open his big mouth and remind me that tobirama also has the ability to create an elemental dragon.
so the reasons wrong with this
1. tobirama doesn't have a dragon's soul, he has a dung beetle for a heart and shit for soul and i hate him
2. i'm trying to bring in future generations into the fold and you're INTERRUPTING my TRAINING SESSION, you asshole
3. shut up!
4. it's a water dragon, which is stupid because anyone can make a water dragon. i can make one in my bathtub. ohhh, but water can flood towns and rend crops to waste and cause landslides. um, maybe run away from the mud, first of all, and a water dragon is all about life and stuff, whatever, while a freaking bad ass fire dragonn kills everything in its
path
but hikaku still is going on about how the wielder of a proper dragon jutsu must share some form kindred elemental spirit which is DISGUSTING to imply that i'm in any f***ing way similar to f***ing tobirama senju or even WORSE his stupid tree of a brother (for i refuse to recognize his elected position) who i only give credit for being able to have wood AND fire dragons which make a f***ing awesome funeral pyre, and hikaku just said, so you are complimenting hokage-sama?
SHOULD I KILL THIS MAN WITH THE HILT OF MY SWORD?!
Genin Sasukeā¦ my stupid sonā¦ I miss you
i dont know i havent watched naruto in years, i was at work and i thought āid draw deidaraā and then i drew sakura
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