incorrect naruto quotes

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listen yall ty for liking my content but please dknt spam my notifs at 5 fuckin am

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list of petitions that still need signatures

Justice for Breonna Taylor

Justice for Ahmaud Arbery

Justice for Joāo Pedro

Police Accountability Act of 2020

I Want Sandra Bland’s Case Reopened

The Trayvon Martin Law - Stop This From Happening Again

Willie Simmons Has Served 38 Years For a $9 Robbery

Fire Racist Criminal Michael J Reynolds From the NYPD

Hands Up Act 

please feel free to add more!!!

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NYC: Revoke Judge Burke’s suspension of habeas corpus & have innocent protesters released

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Naruto: My brain is constantly blue screening. That’s why I’m so stupid.

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Sasuke: Itachi, I’m gay.

Itachi: We been knew

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Himawari: Boruto! Is that a weed?

Boruto: No this is a crayon-

Himawari: I’m calling the police [punches 911 into the microwave]

Kiba: 911 what’s your emergency-

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Sasuke: Dad look, it’s the good kush

Fugaku: This is the dollar store how good can it be?

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Itachi: Hey guys today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

Itachi: The benefits of killing him would be that I get pushed way less.

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Sakura: I’m going to the store do you guys need anything?

Sai: A will to live

Sasuke: Sanity

Kakashi: Some serotonin would be great

Naruto: Can you get ice cream?

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just realised on this that instead of kakashi hatake it said kakashi fanart

sorry for the disappointment 😔😔

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Sakura: I’m going to the store do you guys need anything?

Sai: A will to live

Sasuke: Sanity

Kakashi: Some serotonin would be great

Naruto: Can you get ice cream?

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Sarada: Boruto, I’m gonna kick your ass!!

Sakura: Not in the house! Take it outside and whoever wins takes the other to the hospital.

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Kiba: Everybody gangsta until the pants start walkin

Shino, crying: What the fuck are you saying

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Sasuke, drunk as fuck: Crime is relative. Fuck the system. It’s just an opinion on whether it’s okay for me to murder someone or not.

Sakura, taking the alcohol away: Yeah you’re going to bed

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Sasuke: Sometimes I forget trauma isn’t a universal experience until I make jokes about it and everyone asks if I’m okay

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Hinata: I feeling quesadilla but without the que and illa 😔

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Sakura: Why is Naruto crying?

Sasuke: He came to my ACNL town and I put a pitfall in front of him.

Naruto: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

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Naruto: B is just a pregnant P

Sasuke: You literally did NOT have to say that.