zero clue what is happening

You can call me Anna or Satan. I tend to use she/her but am comfortable with she/he/they. Poems are under the tag Satan writes. profile picture made by: jessiarts Please let me know if something I reblog is an AI photo or video. I do my best to no reblog them but I sometimes miss them.

[satan-666s-stuff]

Do you think ur satan or smth?

I've explained how my profile name has come to be mostly in different tag games but I'll do it once out of tags. This hasn't always been my social media name I changed it when I was around 16 from what it was. I created most of my social media when I was 13 so you can imagine that I cringed a lot whenever someone tagged me in things. But I created a discord so I could be in a club channel in a student run school server and asked other club members what I should call myself and they said Satan which had already been am irl nickname from my friends(we had Satan;me, Lucifer and the devil) I created my discord using Satan realized I liked it and it was something that I would continue to like and then proceeded to change my Tumblr to the closest I could get to Satan which is my username and after that I slowly switched my other socials to it. It also works as a small fuck you to my religious upbringing that was the focus of my mom's life till my grandparents death and it was then as if religion no longer mattered even though she was more religious than either of her parents.

[blumineck]

If you can correctly identify what type of dog Zorro is, you get a prize*

Also go watch Min-Maxed!

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[sharkfiinn]

[strawberry-crocodile]

Pokemon has never had a generation where all three starter pokemon are mammals. Two generations- gens 1 and 3- have had zero mammals, and from gens 5-8 there've been two mammals to pick from, but none have had three mammals. I think this is an important part of the franchise's brand.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Back when gen 8 got leaked someone pointed out that you can generally tell a real GameFreak Pokedex from a fakemon dex by the amount of "ugly" pokemon and the number of invertebrates and inanimate objects, and I think there's a similar thing going on here- Pokemon genuinely makes an effort to make its monsters varied.

The last 15ish years have seen so much ink spilled on the Vanillish line, on gen 1 designs, etc etc, but I think it bears repeating how easy it is for a Mons game to stick to charismatic animals like mammals and birds and dinosaurs and pets. And pokemon does have that (we have, what, six cat lines? more if you count regional meowths) but it also makes sure to add, like. A crinoid. A bagworm. A bell. Creepy humanoid mushrooms, a sand castle, a big iceberg.

Something would be lost if every single pokemon was as cool as Haxorus or as cute as Snom or as furrybait as Goodra. Pokemon succeeds because it lets you be best friends with shit that's just weird.

[strawberry-crocodile]

"ohhh op is telling on herself for calling goodra furrybait" idk maybe you're telling on yourself for how you have no furry friends. do better.

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires lie. All the time.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

🍉

one Boana rufitela courtesy of greatest_auk for you, because they do have the watermelon slice green and red situation going on

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Anti-honesty: what person from history would you add to Mount Rushmore?

Rapustin

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Why is this getting notes?

When did I write this?

Why did I spell Rasputin like that??? How do you even mess up that name that badly???

[aevarswall]

This has conjured an image in my mind!

[qillermeme]

[subtlehysteria]

May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?

[qillermeme]

[mgsr]

[sabertoothwalrus]

it’s good for you to look at things that make you lightheartedly say “ew” while snickering like a little kid and then carry on. i say this genuinely. it will shift your knee-jerk reaction towards things that mildly disgust you away from fear

[butchtoks]