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@satan-not-satin
(Helluva Boss Satan, not the nicest dude, imma sort this properly when I’m awake, this with the brackets is mod speaking) (18+ MDNI)
🥊You should know who I am by now, so why should I waste time on introducing myself to the likes of those who don’t?🥊
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”
*Any trace of bravado vanishes from Baph in an instant, and he looks terrified.*
🐏N-No.🐏
“Alright, forget I said anything.”
*Lavina just shifts to stand between M and Baph, Azazel sticking to her side*
*Satan moves to block Baph from the others entirely, back to the teenager*
*Azrael appears a little ways away.*
“Oh shit-“
Who’s in danger?
🥊No one, right now. A few centuries ago is another story.🥊
*Satan looks like he wants to do a violence*
*Azrael glances at Satan, then at Lavina.*
You danger signaled.
“Not on purpose.”
*Baph moves to be in Satan’s shadow, hiding behind the much taller demon*
Should I head out, Satan? Would that be better? I can take M.
🥊I’d much rather head home—🥊
*He tries to open another portal, only a wisp of smoke appears, and he scowls*
🥊— and considering that the last time… skeleton… did the portal, he—🥊
*He points at Baph*
🥊—Was stupid enough to walk through, I don’t want to risk setting Belle on this world.🥊
*Azrael flicks open a portal.*
Go ahead. Give me a call sometime, I never hear from you.
*Baph walks through the portal with absolutely zero hesitation, Satan goes to follow, and at the last second, he calls over his shoulder*
🥊Ever thought that was on purpose?🥊
Rude.
*Satan sighs, still not fully through the portal*
🥊…Signal jammers, take it up with Messenger Dearest.🥊
*He steps through before anyone can respond*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”
*Any trace of bravado vanishes from Baph in an instant, and he looks terrified.*
🐏N-No.🐏
“Alright, forget I said anything.”
*Lavina just shifts to stand between M and Baph, Azazel sticking to her side*
*Satan moves to block Baph from the others entirely, back to the teenager*
*Azrael appears a little ways away.*
“Oh shit-“
Who’s in danger?
🥊No one, right now. A few centuries ago is another story.🥊
*Satan looks like he wants to do a violence*
*Azrael glances at Satan, then at Lavina.*
You danger signaled.
“Not on purpose.”
*Baph moves to be in Satan’s shadow, hiding behind the much taller demon*
Should I head out, Satan? Would that be better? I can take M.
🥊I’d much rather head home—🥊
*He tries to open another portal, only a wisp of smoke appears, and he scowls*
🥊— and considering that the last time… skeleton… did the portal, he—🥊
*He points at Baph*
🥊—Was stupid enough to walk through, I don’t want to risk setting Belle on this world.🥊
*Azrael flicks open a portal.*
Go ahead. Give me a call sometime, I never hear from you.
*Baph walks through the portal with absolutely zero hesitation, Satan goes to follow, and at the last second, he calls over his shoulder*
🥊Ever thought that was on purpose?🥊
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”
*Any trace of bravado vanishes from Baph in an instant, and he looks terrified.*
🐏N-No.🐏
“Alright, forget I said anything.”
*Lavina just shifts to stand between M and Baph, Azazel sticking to her side*
*Satan moves to block Baph from the others entirely, back to the teenager*
*Azrael appears a little ways away.*
“Oh shit-“
Who’s in danger?
🥊No one, right now. A few centuries ago is another story.🥊
*Satan looks like he wants to do a violence*
*Azrael glances at Satan, then at Lavina.*
You danger signaled.
“Not on purpose.”
*Baph moves to be in Satan’s shadow, hiding behind the much taller demon*
Should I head out, Satan? Would that be better? I can take M.
🥊I’d much rather head home—🥊
*He tries to open another portal, only a wisp of smoke appears, and he scowls*
🥊— and considering that the last time… skeleton… did the portal, he—🥊
*He points at Baph*
🥊—Was stupid enough to walk through, I don’t want to risk setting Belle on this world.🥊
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”
*Any trace of bravado vanishes from Baph in an instant, and he looks terrified.*
🐏N-No.🐏
“Alright, forget I said anything.”
*Lavina just shifts to stand between M and Baph, Azazel sticking to her side*
*Satan moves to block Baph from the others entirely, back to the teenager*
*Azrael appears a little ways away.*
“Oh shit-“
Who’s in danger?
🥊No one, right now. A few centuries ago is another story.🥊
*Satan looks like he wants to do a violence*
*Azrael glances at Satan, then at Lavina.*
You danger signaled.
“Not on purpose.”
*Baph moves to be in Satan’s shadow, hiding behind the much taller demon*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”
*Any trace of bravado vanishes from Baph in an instant, and he looks terrified.*
🐏N-No.🐏
“Alright, forget I said anything.”
*Lavina just shifts to stand between M and Baph, Azazel sticking to her side*
*Satan moves to block Baph from the others entirely, back to the teenager*
*Azrael appears a little ways away.*
“Oh shit-“
Who’s in danger?
🥊No one, right now. A few centuries ago is another story.🥊
*Satan looks like he wants to do a violence*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”
*Any trace of bravado vanishes from Baph in an instant, and he looks terrified.*
🐏N-No.🐏
“Alright, forget I said anything.”
*Lavina just shifts to stand between M and Baph, Azazel sticking to her side*
*Satan moves to block Baph from the others entirely, back to the teenager*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
“…if there is someone I need to hurt for you Baph, I will do it.”
*Any trace of bravado vanishes from Baph in an instant, and he looks terrified.*
🐏N-No.🐏
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
𓆩It’s okay.𓆪
*Satan looks angry, but not at anyone there*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
𓆩You’re good squirt.𓆪
*Baph looks at the ground, but nods*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
*no one moves any closer*
🐏…Sorry.🐏
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
*She nods a little, frowning*
*Baph stays within Satan’s reach*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
“Are you alright?”
🥊He’s fine.🥊
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
“We don’t have to go then.“
*Baph nods, glancing at Satan, and for the first time he looks uneasy*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
“What?”
🐏Mum said to not go to pocket worlds.🐏
🥊She also told you to not go through random portals, and yet…🥊
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
“It’s a pocket-world thingy cause Zaza also isn’t allowed in heaven but he has to be able to come visit us.”
*Baph looks vaguely disgusted*
¿Dad, help. It’s important.¿
@not-kids-of-m (Vaen)
🥊What?🥊
(Lag reset 2)
🐏How??🐏
*Satan sighs*
🥊Like your other aunt and uncles do.🥊
𓆩I just feel the vibes𓆪
🥊Mm.🥊
𓆩How’s the dad life going?𓆪
🥊It was fine before our nephew showed up.🥊
*Baph sighs dramatically*
𓆩Aw cmon Baph can’t possibly be that bad𓆪
🥊You haven’t had the unfortune—🥊
🐏Misfortune.🐏
🥊—Of being the default babysitter of him.🥊
𓆩I’d gladly do that. I love kids! In fact I’m babysitting right now-wherever she is-𓆪
🥊And that is why.🥊
*Satan sighs*
𓆩What, she’s independent enough.𓆪
“Am I though?”
*Lavina comes out from a coffee shop with an iced latte and a pastry.*
*Baph squints at Lavina, muttering something that has Satan take half a step away from her*
*She tilts her head*
“I dont know you two. Hm.”
𓆩Oh this is Satan and Baph. Guys this is Lavina.𓆪
“Ohhh uncle and cousin. Very cool.”
🐏You literally just said you’ve never met us—🐏
*Satan grabs Baph’s shoulder, looking drained, but he carries on regardless*
🐏How the fuck can you call us family?🐏
“I recognize family tree names and I haven’t met like…a majority of my relatives?”
*Baph goes to say something more and Satan hits him upside the head*
“Want a coffee?”
🐏claiming we’re family to sell drugs…thought mum told the last one to piss off…🐏
*Satan sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose*
𓆩No Vivi is actually related to us.𓆪
🥊Я слишком трезв для этого.🥊
*Baph blinks, taken aback and looking between Satan and Azazel*
“Да, я тоже. Anyways yeah Zaza is my mom’s twin so we are in fact related.”
🐏What’s your mum’s nickname then, shrooms?🐏
*Satan glances skyward again, mouth a thin line*
“No but he has tried them once. I got to hear the horror story.”
*Baph goes to say something, but Satan scolds him in a language that hits Lavina’s ears entirely wrong while Azazel and M can hear it relatively fine*
🥊If you stay that I will dropkick you hard enough that you land in Sloth, try me child.🥊
*Baph cringes, rubbing his arm*
*Lavina tilts her head and Azazel makes a yapping motion with their hand*
🥊Do you want to try your luck too, Weed?🥊
*Satan’s glare lands on Azazel*
𓆩Ehh-wait why am I ‘Weed’? That’s so boring.𓆪
*Baph ducks their head, Satan switching back to English after a deep breath*
🥊You are boring.🥊
𓆩Nuh uh-𓆪
*Lavina steals Azazel’s flask from their coat and downs it in one go*
*Satan looks… just So tired*
𓆩Your moms gonna kill me why would you do that-𓆪
“My mom has better shit to do than beat you up. Probably.”
🐏Doubtful.🐏
*Azazel sighs, defeated.*
“Eh, I don’t think they’d make it very far from the couch if they tried.”
🥊Почему я здесь? Просто страдать? 🥊
“Да.”
*Baph rolls his eyes*
“I need a nap.”
𓆩AH-oh I forgot you were here-𓆪
🐏Skeletons sleep in a coffin usually?🐏
“Shockingly enough I’ve never actually been in a coffin before.”
🐏You should.🐏
*A coffin appears in front of M, upright and large enough that it looks like M would fit inside comfortably, but with needles poking through the cushion creases*
“Okay kiddo.”
*M just shrugs and gets inside*
*Satan looks like he’s contemplating murder as Baph grins, a dangerous glint in the teenager’s eye*
𓆩Dad, you’re an idiot𓆪
🥊To have you as a child they’d have to be.🥊
𓆩Rude. Accurate, but rude𓆪
*Satan gives him a look of disappointment mixed with annoyance*
“Uncle Satan, you sound like you’re tall. Why are you tall?”
*Baph laughs*
🐏He’s usually way taller than this.🐏
“So like Abuelo?”
𓆩Eh. More like…whatsherface with the lake.𓆪
“Chalchiuhtlicue?”
𓆩Yeah her𓆪
🐏??🐏
*Satan grimaces at the somehow audible noise that Baph made*
“Fresh water goddess, she’s pretty cool. Gave me a free meal once.”
𓆩Pfft-no she just owed your mom a favor and saw a way to pay it back easy.𓆪
🐏…Riiight.🐏
🥊We don’t get out of Hell often. Him especially.🥊
“Gotcha. Baph we’re friends now. First stop is dumping slime on a conference room.”
*Satan looks like he’s just aged ten years as he stares at Lavina, a haunted expression in his eyes*
𓆩Your uncle Satan is staring at you funny.𓆪
*Azazel nudges Lavina*
“Bitch I can’t see him-“
🥊Bagaimana bisa ada dua dari mereka? 🥊
🐏She isn’t as bad as Char.🐏
*Satan looks vaguely horrified*
𓆩Well where’s your damn cat so you can have eyes-𓆪
“I left her with the baby naga at home?”
*A lamb appears, walking out of Baph’s shadow*
“Is that sentient?”
🐏Mhm. Dont go near its mouth, their spit turns to fire when it touches skin.🐏
“Okay.”
“Hello lamb, I am Vivi. Can I use you as a pair of eyes for a little bit?”
☁️Yes?☁️
*Baph seems amused*
“Thanks.”
“I have sight now. It’s beautiful-oh gods I forgot how ugly you are Zaza”
*Satan looks to be slightly older than Azrael and Azazel, built like a brick shithouse and still carrying Vaen like it’s second nature to him. Baph, meanwhile, looks like a particularly strong breeze could knock him over, skin dark purple and blending into ears that look like a sheep’s, one out of four horns broken*
*Lavina tilts her head*
“Yeah I see the resemblance. Anyways Baph what’s your opinion on farms?”
🐏…What about them?🐏
“Do you like?”
𓆩Please tell you mom or dad if you plan on bringing people over-𓆪
🐏I don’t… care..?🐏
“So you’re not gonna be traumatized if you come to my place and get chased by a bull?”
🐏I don’t think I’m able to go to heaven?🐏
