Satussy

Wow! Haha! HAHAHA!! List of spiders that have died in my room: 1. Evajane 2. Orlando 3. Uganda 4. Jerard 5. KrisKrimble (he/they are MY pronouns not KrisKrimbles) NOT THE REAL SATAN OFFICIAL

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[unsatan-offical]

choo choo

!!! is it festival day???

[satan-offical]

How many followers does thou haveth-

19,078eth

[satan-offical]

I had a dream where I posted a picture of a sunset like "isn't this so pretty" and someone said "how are blind people meant to see this? You hate blind people." And I was canceled

[aceofpans]

I wish being non binary was real tgat would be sick

[unsatan-offical]

I WILL BE YOUR PROMETHEUS

[bisexualwario]

how the fuck has this site been around for 20 years with nobody taking the name bisexualwario

[unsatan-offical]

desperately resisting the urge to reply to this with a sideblog called trisexualwaluigi

[trisexualwaluigi]

beat you to it!

[unsatan-offical]

fuckkkkklkkkkk

[satan-offical]

why are you white

Oh my god Karen you can't just ask someone why they're white

[eel-kissez]

satan couldn’t have posted this, there’s no way they’d be able to use the right “there/they’re/their”

[satan-offical]

I CAN GRAMMAR CORRECTLY

[satan-offical]

AUGUST TODAY FUCKKKKK YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[satan-offical]

OH MY GOD

IT'S COMING

[aquadoessomethingidunno]

WHAT'S COMING??? ??????

[satan-offical]

RUN!!!!

[satan-offical]

I had a dream where Deltarune chapter 6 released TODAY

[unsatan-offical]

no, see, it's fine for me to count my chickens before they hatch because I put all the eggs into one basket for ease of counting

[laciffo-satan]

No movie has made me cry more than a bollywood one where a child with dyslexia learns to read and write. Anybody need a few buckets of tears?

[satan-offical]

SHALAKAZAAAAAMMMMM *explodes self with mind*

[satan-offical]

got bit by a bat, become bat man? nope

rabies

hopinal

[weirdo-offical]

why do airports have to be so stressful

this is like hell

[laciffo-satan]

I've been to an airport and hell. Airports are worse

[laciffo-satan]

I feel like more people should join Tumblr and other primarily text based apps. Cuz before I came here I used to see pictures first and would often miss texts but now i end up reading something first and then seeing the image attached or whatever. It helps a lot more now.

[satan-offical]

My dad just pointed to a sign that said "Sandy Balls"