yeah, im trans. male to alpha male.

over 18 || he/him || the path to glory begins at the base of your friend’s penis

[dogpuppy]

[eelfuneral]

Another “he would not fucking say that” variation in fandom that I notice myself muttering is “she would not have enormous tits”.

[privatejoker]

it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy

[bisexualgoth]

my "blood arouses me a normal and not at all perverted amount" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions at the blood donor center that are already answered by the t-shirt

[bwabbitv3s]

I finished the last constellation tonight. All 40 of them are now done! Went through and double checked and every stitch is in place for them and all the beads are in place. Which just leaves the milky way part to do.

[bwabbitv3s]

Started stitching the Milky Way in. Slowly making progress on it as I am hiding the travelling thread so the back will look nice.

Looks pretty cool and keeps the readability of the other stitches. Very happy with it. Just a thousand or so to do. As they are in a grid roughly every centimetre apart.

[bwabbitv3s]

Update on the constellation quilt. I have gotten the last Milky Way stitch done now. Which means the quilting part of this project is done. My next step will be to baste the edges down, remove the pattern, trim the quilt square, and lastly attach the binding.

[bwabbitv3s]

Progress on the constellation quilt has come along quite a lot now. Finished the binding on the quilt over the weekend. I prefer to machine stitch the binding to the front then hand stitch the back side. It gives such a nice finish to the quilt. Took the time to measure it also and it ended up being 72" by 72" (183cm by 183cm).

With that done I could finally start removing the pattern. Which is taking both less time and more time that I thought it would. As it rips really easily so that goes fast, but the tiny corners and removing it under the beads is slow. You can now see the difference in the glow effect with it against the dark front of the quilt instead of the pattern.

[bwabbitv3s]

Behold the stars of the constellations of the northern sky! I love how this quilt has turned out. It was a lot of fun to work on and the effect is so cool in person. Overall I would estimate it took about 90-100 hours to complete. Give or take 10 hours if you want to count the time I spent custom dying the fabric.

I made sure to get a nice photo of it in daylight. For once I also remembered to get a quilt label on it. The back really shows the difference in readability of the quilting on the ice dyed fabric compared to the solid front. Thank you everyone that has followed this. I am glad you all found joy in it.

Those that are interested, here is the pattern I used by Haptic Lab. I made the large northern hemisphere version, and plan to make the matching southern hemisphere one next year. I also got your back for the less crafty people. Haptic Lab sells finished quilts in this pattern, both as a large quilt and a small one.

[3000s]

[thriron]

[chadwarden1969-deactivated20180]

I want to get out of Uncle Spincters Palace Of Malice

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[meatdiaz]

this is going straight into the greatest hits of my inbox

[eternal-fractal]

Jokes on them my pussy calcifys when aroused

[miniar]

In all seriousness though... clits also firm up through 100% same mechanism as dicks because the two are essentially the same organ just differently proportioned... if you have any of that you are capable of getting "hard"

[eternal-fractal]

Mine gets harder than all of yours though. Mine mineralizes. It fossilizes. I'm harder than a man or woman could ever be.

[miniar]

You should probably have that looked at but honestly if it doesn't bother you then you do you I guess.

[eternal-fractal]

You wouldn't believe how many geologists I pull

[eggmeowth]

*it starts glowing and I start jacking off furiously*

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[ozempicofficial]

[pokkin]

Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart

[berrytart]

if a man has a wife and kids he is most definitely gay

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[sacred-portal]