i love soup

and thats that

[10millionbees]

yes no... maybe... idk... can you repeat the question???

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

friendly reminder that I love you

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

--> me trying to communicate my affection to my cat by blinking slowly

[sugarpkts]

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

[sugarpkts]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[everythingfox]

[funnytwittertweets]

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[wordcubed]

[shegos]

A Movie For Every Year I’ve Been Alive ↳ EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

You are not unlovable. There is always something to love. Even in a stupid, stupid universe where we have hot dogs for fingers, we get very good with our feet.

[mariakono]

i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

[mariakono]

vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show”

[mariakono]

might risk sounding like an Old Fart but i want to elaborate what i mean:

sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end… won’t even show the thing they’re talking about. they’re just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn’t even funny (and the acting is bad)

meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said “back at it at krispy kreme” and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

[epilepticsaints]

[powerburial]

[robxhelm]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

He just sold rice

[mr-deep-downer]

dark science beyond belief

[captain-cargoshorts]

[booksandghosts]

[makaylajade-author]

Being a writer is just 97% googling words to make sure they mean exactly what you always assumed they meant.

[catchymemes]

[ichinoseasuna]

[sparkytheandroid]

me at the chess store: all these chess sets are ornate and beautiful and all that but im really looking for one i could put up my butt WAiT A SECOND

[averagejoey2000]

oh God but some of them are pointy you can cut yourself on the inside.

[sparkytheandroid]

its called a queens gambit you fucking rube