Dave/28/unhinged br*tfag

I've been on this hellsite since 2013.... pfp was drawn by @unpeeled-human

[reesewitherpoon-deactivated2014]

[official-gaara]

In memory of the fallen

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[arlo-maintenanceman]

Like this?

[beardedmrbean]

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[nutongzhi]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[possessedpasm]

What should I do...?

[calware]

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

[antigyro]

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

[calware]

homestuck owns every concept ever

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[pjackk]

FUCK 5HE CITY GAYMEN WHO ONLY DATE/F*CK WOMEN

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

you couldnt handle them anyways U pile of slag

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

hes saying all this cuz the only dick he can get is from dl married men in the county

[pjackk]

Can i chill with u to i fw the vibe we have cultivated lets do what feels good

[radiation]

I’m like an empty bottle.

[pjackk]

Yesss theres 30 of u in my car