Dave/28/unhinged br*tfag

I've been on this hellsite since 2013.... pfp was drawn by @unpeeled-human

[reesewitherpoon-deactivated2014]

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[unpeeled-human]

early comic book heroes and villains were insane. bro named himself after a pink floyd album

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

would u rather smoke weed or smoke wood

[unpeeled-human]

think i forgot to post this one here whoops.

also on bsky

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bravelycowering]

i had a vision

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[didy414]

"Pay up"

[emailmore]

put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

[scramratz]

Check it out on your phones and lmk if I got the formatting right! It looks good on my laptop, tablet and flip phone but you never know!

★SCRAM!★

[scramratz]

Hmmmm I looks fine on my tablet but on the phone it’s squished weird……hmmmmmm

[scramratz]

[were--ralph]

top surgery scars and stretch marks are the same in the sense that that's how you know the flavor is baked in. its like the sear marks of the human body

[were--ralph]

hey so I didn't think before i posted this and i swear im not a cannibal

[were--ralph]

ITS NOT VORE EITHER YOU HEATHENS

[sexchangedotcom]

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

[watchagonnado]

[translatingpoststogerman]

watwillstemachen

Oberes Bild: Ich kann Korruption entschuldigen, aber bei Leihmutterschaft ist die Grenze erreicht

Unteres Bild: Sie können Korruption entschuldigen?

[translatingpoststogerman]

#i wonder why surrogacy would be illegal though?

#in my mind it's such a normal thing. i can't really picture WHY people would be against it tbh.

I don't want to get into it but feel free to read the "Ethical issues" section in the Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogacy

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

I feel like there is some kind of German political shenanigans going on behind this meme, I beg you to spill the tea

[translatingpoststogerman]

So, during the pandemic in 2020, Jens Spahn (CDU politician and minister of health at the time) bought 5.8 billion masks for 5.9 billion Euros, wasting taxpayer money in a deal that was and is still widely critized as corrupt, and to this day he didn't face any political consequences for it.

Surrogacy is illegal in Germany, his party is against legalizing it, and he himself spoke out against it just a few years ago. Yet, he just made it public that he and his husband became fathers via a surrogate mother in the USA. This caused a huge scandal in his party, and he now had to abdicate from being his party's parliamentary leader in the Bundestag.

Hence, his party was basically saying they can excuse corruption but draw the line at using a surrogate mother to have a child.

[alexanderwales]

My coworker told me the SCP keeps killing his D-class personnel so I asked how many D-class personnel he has and he said he just goes to the council and fills out a form to get a new one so I said it sounds like he's just feeding D-class personnel to the SCP and then his assistant started crying.