åh döds

fruits n animals n me

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[awwww-cute]

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[the-bigredmachine-deactivated20]

[asianconfusion]

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

[errorofyourways]

#HIS NAME IS GET OFF ME

[ostracizedpoodle]

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

[myk0119]

[resident-sourwolf]

My Murderer : Any last words?

Me: Hey Alexa, play africa by Toto.

[markv5]

Погулял

[mi1k-wizard]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[ifiwasfemalemynamewouldbeminerv]

cute names to call your partner

babe

babe 2: pig in the city

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[paprika]

[gatoradebong]

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

[paulwelsey]

scottish twitter 

[spelledslots]

those cat pictures with russian captions 

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who