This game is fucked up

An ask blog for Isaac and co.! Don't worry, they won't bite~! (Except Azazel, he. He bites hard.)

[satans-game]

what if i.... gave this blog a reboot :flushed:

[satans-game]

Isaac: “We might as well leave... there’s nothing here for us.”

Azazel: “Look, I don’t give a shit, I follow you guys so maybe dad won’t fuckin’. Pluck you right up and crush your little mortal bones. Especially you, Eden. If it weren’t for me you would definitely be dead for real.”

Eden: “I... I don’t doubt it.”

Eve: “Welp! Let’s get going.”

As the children go to the empty boss room, an anon runs ahead of them, screaming.

Next Floor: Cellar 2

[satans-game]

First question,what the H E CK is happening '-'

Azazel: “Well currently I’m being held at gunpoint by one of your little friends.”

Azazel: “…You know I could kill you right here and now, right?”

Eden: “…You have a plan?”

Eve: “Yeah! Sam and I were talkin’ about it before Azazel almost ate his face.”

Eden: “Why didn’t you mention this sooner?”

Eve: “Dramatic effect, my holy friend.”

Azazel: “Just tell us the damn plan.”

Sam: “Well, we were thinkin’ maybe things will be normal on the next floor!”

Eden: “Why would we want it to be normal? Things are peaceful right now.”

Isaac: “…It’s pretty clear someone’s been through here. Maybe they need help?”

[satans-game]

azazel looks fluffy... someone pet him for me.

Eden: “Azazel you can’t threaten everyone that shows a little bit of affection towards you.”Azazel: “I CAN and I WILL.”

[satans-game]

Samson: “Well, you shouldn’t. I’m sure it’s nothing.”

Eden: “Samson, we’ve never even experienced something remotely similar to this! Something has to be off.”

Isaac: “I... Have to agree. It’s a little strange.”

Eve: “Ya’ll are just pessimists! C’mon, why can’t we just enjoy the pea-”

Eve: “...Ah.”

Azazel: “A pony? A fucking pony? What kind of pony has fucking HORNS? I’m a fuCKING GOAT!”

Eden: “anon what have you done.”

[satans-game]

so, how's it goin'? anything interesting happen recently?

Isaac: “I wish I could say no, but..”

Eve: “Whatcha up to, kiddo?”

Isaac: “Nothing much, just kinda found a way to contact others.”

Eve: “Oh shit, like ghosts?”

Isaac: “…No.”

Samson: “Christ, man, what the fuck-?!”

Eden: “In his defense, you did provoke him.”

Samson: “I wasn’t expecting murder!”

[satans-game]

“I’ve... gotta take care of this really quickly. Just uh- send things! I’ll get to them shortly!