yknow how some museums will have replicas of artifacts for you to touch? they should do that but with things i can put in my mouth. like little candies shaped like roman coins or potsherds or bits of egyptian glass or what have you. let me eat the artifacts. let me in. let me innnnnnn
My grandma was the librarian for a fancy private school in my area, and she got to keep the replica Roman coins they used for instruction. She gave them to me for my birthday a few years back, so now I have about 60 of them. They are mine, and I can do whatever I please. These things definitely exist, you just have to find the right connections.
are you...suggesting that i eat replica coins not made out of foodstuffs...?
Yes. The Romans loved adding lead into their wine, so really, you'd just be doing a historical reenactment.
fuuuuuck youre right ok chat im gonna go ingest some lead(ii) acetate brb
