I hate you specifically

I am SatansFashionAdvisor. I say what no one wants to hear. I go by any pronouns

[satansfashionadvisor]

sonic needs to STOP going fast. this is too fucking fast. sonic needs to slow the FUCK down

[satansfashionadvisor]

I fucking hate thirsdays

[satansfashionadvisor]

[facelessoldgargoyle]

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

[yvfu]

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

[moral-autism]

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

[satansfashionadvisor]



[satansfashionadvisor]

it didn work :(

[facelessoldgargoyle]

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

[yvfu]

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

[moral-autism]

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

[satansfashionadvisor]



[satansfashionadvisor]

god im bored. hot choccy time

[ofdarklands]

yeah

[satansfashionadvisor]

that is the equivalent of accudentally hitting a nail into your finger and comparing yourself to jesus and i love it

[satansfashionadvisor]

“its all in good fun” OH YEAH? as opposed to WHAT? BAD FUN? HMMMMMM???

[akanemnon]

TFW you arrive at work and you hear "Oh thank God you're here." Lol

You know what? ... Relatable

[satansfashionadvisor]

little british man has a panic attack and dies

[satansfashionadvisor]

personally, i’d get the devils mark tattooed on my cock

[moonlight-rose-slime]

congrats to newgens who get to witness the Caliborn Misogyny Fudanshi Davekat arc today

[satansfashionadvisor]

yep. just saw it. wtf

[princesskuragina]

2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

[specialagentartemis]

unfortunately some people on twitter are very literally already there

[idle-speculation]

Same genre I fear

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries

[satansfashionadvisor]

i think thats called writing

[satansfashionadvisor]

just founx the tag yuribus and i love this actually

[ikissyourmomwiththismouth]

I know everyone and their mothers are going to be posting about Jax's eyes the split second he woke up during his near-abstraction, but I'm way more interested in what this revealed: How abstraction feels.

He's Happy. He's genuinely tranquil. All those people who abstracted, in their last moments of despair and anguish, slip into a deep, serene sleep that they never wake up from. There's something morbidly beautiful about that.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[satansfashionadvisor]

shit the sres a new episode??

[transgenderwaterrat]

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

[rat2rrj]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[satansfashionadvisor]

how sbout the tech industry becomes allergic to existing? honestly theyd prob just make something worse.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I wish I were a girl

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning from the airport

[satansfashionadvisor]

dave strider