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@satansfrozenlake
@satansfrozenlake
Yes, yes, what is it? Here to claim immortality again? Or just to rob me?
Do you have maraschino cherries, specifically of the 'evil' subtype?
Always, why do you ask?
I need one or twelve for this, um, thing I'm about to do.
Go ahead and take the jar in the fridge, I don’t care. I’m bored enough that I actually want to see what you’ll do with it.
@satansfrozenlake
Yes, yes, what is it? Here to claim immortality again? Or just to rob me?
Do you have maraschino cherries, specifically of the 'evil' subtype?
Always, why do you ask?
@satansfrozenlake
Yes, yes, what is it? Here to claim immortality again? Or just to rob me?
Anyways aro/ace/demi people are LGBT & real and pan people are not biphobic and if you disagree w/ me you can leave
Remember that ace/aro/pan people are valid and welcomed members of the LGBTQ+ community!
Hell reigns ungoverned.
Don’t get any ideas
Sends @greedsavarice gamer girl bath water in the mail
*gulps it down*
@satansfrozenlake look at your boyfriend.
Truly the finest specimen of your race.
Human bodies are bullshit and I demand a refund
I don’t know how you all manage with these, they’re entirely inconvenient
What seems to be the problem sir?
Eating and sleeping and everything else is so... inconvenient?? Being immortal is so much easier, I don’t know how you all stand having to deal with all of this day in and day out
Bro eating and sleeping are great. I don't know why it's such a hassle for you
By the way did you finally get out of that lake? Congrats man
You’ve had almost two decades to get used to this, I’ve had thousands of years to get used to the exact opposite. One wouldn’t be surprised that I would have trouble adjusting, I think.
And I suppose so! It’s weird to be able to walk around, but I won’t complain about that too much.
Do you experience muscle atrophy or is that also a human thing
The perks of being immortal- I get to retain my good looks by doing absolutely Nothing
Great! I respawn when I die
And that’s Precisely why I was fired.
Human bodies are bullshit and I demand a refund
I don’t know how you all manage with these, they’re entirely inconvenient
What seems to be the problem sir?
Eating and sleeping and everything else is so... inconvenient?? Being immortal is so much easier, I don’t know how you all stand having to deal with all of this day in and day out
Bro eating and sleeping are great. I don't know why it's such a hassle for you
By the way did you finally get out of that lake? Congrats man
You’ve had almost two decades to get used to this, I’ve had thousands of years to get used to the exact opposite. One wouldn’t be surprised that I would have trouble adjusting, I think.
And I suppose so! It’s weird to be able to walk around, but I won’t complain about that too much.
Do you experience muscle atrophy or is that also a human thing
The perks of being immortal- I get to retain my good looks by doing absolutely Nothing
Human bodies are bullshit and I demand a refund
I don’t know how you all manage with these, they’re entirely inconvenient
What seems to be the problem sir?
Eating and sleeping and everything else is so... inconvenient?? Being immortal is so much easier, I don’t know how you all stand having to deal with all of this day in and day out
Bro eating and sleeping are great. I don't know why it's such a hassle for you
By the way did you finally get out of that lake? Congrats man
You’ve had almost two decades to get used to this, I’ve had thousands of years to get used to the exact opposite. One wouldn’t be surprised that I would have trouble adjusting, I think.
And I suppose so! It’s weird to be able to walk around, but I won’t complain about that too much.
Human bodies are bullshit and I demand a refund
I don’t know how you all manage with these, they’re entirely inconvenient
What seems to be the problem sir?
Eating and sleeping and everything else is so... inconvenient?? Being immortal is so much easier, I don’t know how you all stand having to deal with all of this day in and day out
Human bodies are bullshit and I demand a refund
I don’t know how you all manage with these, they’re entirely inconvenient
Human bodies are bullshit and I demand a refund
@satansfrozenlake
Hey uhhhhh, you could ask before kidnapping someone’s wife you know? Anyway I’ve come to take her home-
Oh and also I’d like a word with the assholes who have been rude to her please, if that ain’t too much to ask.
….Listen, to be fair, I thought I was going to have to kill her so I thought that was the better alternative.
And they’re over that way. If you hear the mad grumbling and the insane laughter, you’re in the right spot. Try not to anger my bosses too much.
I guess that’s fair, but next time a heads up would be nice yeah?
’m not gonna make a promise I can’t keep but I’ll try at least. I’ll be back soon enough.
Fair enough!
Have fun, I’ll be watching and laughing- them getting yelled at is the most fun I’ve had in eons.
@satansfrozenlake
Hey uhhhhh, you could ask before kidnapping someone’s wife you know? Anyway I’ve come to take her home-
Oh and also I’d like a word with the assholes who have been rude to her please, if that ain’t too much to ask.
....Listen, to be fair, I thought I was going to have to kill her so I thought that was the better alternative.
And they’re over that way. If you hear the mad grumbling and the insane laughter, you’re in the right spot. Try not to anger my bosses too much.
I’m sorry everyone but…
@greedsavarice @satansfrozenlake and satans bosses are all grounded. Go to your rooms, No video games, and don’t slam the doors!
Trisha I’m begging you don’t make me room with them, they’re giving me the stink eye
Don’t worry dear you can be grounded in your own room
Thanks, Trisha, you’re the best!!
I’m sorry everyone but…
@greedsavarice @satansfrozenlake and satans bosses are all grounded. Go to your rooms, No video games, and don’t slam the doors!
Trisha I’m begging you don’t make me room with them, they’re giving me the stink eye
