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THE SECOND COMING OF GREEDS-GATEOFTRUTH | Disaster Homunculus | Affiliated with FMAs-Alchemy, however free to Indies too! |

[greeds-alchemy]

Hey, hey @greedsavarice

Guess what?

[greedsavarice]

What

[greeds-alchemy]

[greedsavarice]

….You’re not Theo.

I think. I hope.

[greeds-alchemy]

Oh no no, remember Lucy?

[greedsavarice]

….Yes?? She hasn’t visited in a while, I kinda miss her.

… Wait

[greeds-alchemy]

She’s with me so that’s probably why.

[greedsavarice]

[greeds-alchemy]

Wait what?

No!!!

This marriage is purely for the benefits of combining our businesses.

[greedsavarice]

THATS WHAT SOMEONE TRYING TO BE MY STEPFATHER WOULD SAY

[greeds-alchemy]

RICHARD I SWEAR

[greedsavarice]

I WONT LET YOU AND ALAIN BE MY STEPDADS ITS NOT FAIR

[greeds-alchemy]

IT’S TOO LATE ’SON’.

[greedsavarice]

[greeds-alchemy]

Realized you can’t fight it huh?

[greedsavarice]

Yeah, yeah, whatever you say…. Dad. Give my regards to Mom, won’t ya?

[greeds-alchemy]

… If you ever call me that again I’ll jump into a volcano, but sure thing Son.

[greedsavarice]

I’ll hop right in there with you, Dad. Nothing beats good old fashioned family bonding like reliving the lava pot, am I right?

[greeds-alchemy]

Absolutely right, Son. Reliving trauma together is the ultimate family activity. If you'd like we can next friday?

[ferrum-ferran-ferret-deactivate]

Greed: A Summary

[funnybido]

Happy pride month Mr. Bido!

every month is pride greed month at the devils nest

[humming-fly]

it’s like when you’re a little kid and you scrape your knee and your older sibling says you have to amputate it to freak you out only they actually mean it

Bonus:

[lusts-alchemy]

@greeds-alchemy @prides-gateoftruth

[greeds-alchemy]

ITS FINE I CAN TAKE THE SHIELD DOWN! IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE AMPUTATED!

[sexiernarcissus]

@cynicalkittycat Did a commission for me for Crimmus! My friend bought it for me, so I got my fav man with an inside joke with it. 10/10, beautiful, I’m very happy. 

[greeds-alchemy]

Hehehehe....

[lingssword]

@greeds-alchemy Cinna Bon. 9:30 P.M.

[greeds-alchemy]

Aight, bet.

[lingssword]

Oh. I didn't expect you to respond so Quickly.

Anyway what do you want to do

[greeds-alchemy]

Anything you want to do pissant. In bored as hell.

[lingssword]

...

Contest?

[greeds-alchemy]

Of?

Nevermind. Not like it matters. You're going down.

[lingssword]

@greeds-alchemy Cinna Bon. 9:30 P.M.

[greeds-alchemy]

Aight, bet.

[lingssword]

Oh. I didn't expect you to respond so Quickly.

Anyway what do you want to do

[greeds-alchemy]

Anything you want to do pissant. In bored as hell.

[lingssword]

@greeds-alchemy Cinna Bon. 9:30 P.M.

[greeds-alchemy]

Aight, bet.

[hiragis]

Greed may not be good, but it’s not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power! But everyone wants something they don’t have.

[aetherfumes]

It’s just a power move, sweetheart

[toxiccaves]

golfing with friends!

[martels-alchemy]

@greeds-alchemy

[greeds-alchemy]

Hey @lucysorchard , Sweetheart, I got a cat. Are you allergic?

[lucysorchard]

I’m not allergic! I love cats!! I used to have one growing up, it’s been a very long time since I’ve had a pet.

I can’t wait to meet meet them!

[greeds-alchemy]

Alright nice. Come over by the Bar later if you have the time. By then I think they should be done dumpster diving.

[lucysorchard]

Okiedokie! Maybe by then I’ll be done convincing Alain to give me that job!

The cat sounds adorable!! I can’t wait to meet them!

[greeds-alchemy]

I don't see a reason why he wouldn't hire you.

They are cute, just be careful trying to pet them near their food. They're protective and honestly I cant blame them.

[greeds-alchemy]

Hey @lucysorchard , Sweetheart, I got a cat. Are you allergic?

[lucysorchard]

I’m not allergic! I love cats!! I used to have one growing up, it’s been a very long time since I’ve had a pet.

I can’t wait to meet meet them!

[greeds-alchemy]

Alright nice. Come over by the Bar later if you have the time. By then I think they should be done dumpster diving.

[greeds-alchemy]

Hey @lucysorchard , Sweetheart, I got a cat. Are you allergic?

[lucysorchard]

I have the best husband! @greeds-alchemy

[greeds-alchemy]

I have the best wife.

[lan-fans-alchemy]

"YO LAN, I FOUND A CAT AND IM GOING TO NAME IT BAGELS!" -Greeds-Alchemy

FUCK YEAH!!! BAGELS!!! I get to play with it whenever I want right?

@greeds-alchemy

[greeds-alchemy]

HELL YEAH! I JUST- Dont know what they like to play with so... I don't know much about them in hindsight. I just know Bagels likes trash. That's where I found them.

[lan-fans-alchemy]

YARN AND THOSE LITTLE MICE ON A STICK!!! I’ve never heard of cats that like trash :/.

Also a litterbox. With litter. And maybe so Catnip. And a cat tower!!! A BIG ONE! I’m coming over right now to see Bagels.

[greeds-alchemy]

Alright bet. I'll get that stuff after you get here so you can show me what's what. You obviously have much more experience.

[lan-fans-alchemy]

I huhhhshsh

Greed. This is,,,,, an odd cat???? This is. An odd. Cat.

Greed. Where did you find Bagels? They are!!! Strange!!! I love them!!

[greeds-alchemy]

Found them in the same can you're lookin at. Also how odd are they? If you haven't seen a cat like this before so I'm guessing they dont live in Xing. And...

I think I love them too. They bit me earlier while I was trying to move some of the trash, but other than that they've been precious.

[lan-fans-alchemy]

"YO LAN, I FOUND A CAT AND IM GOING TO NAME IT BAGELS!" -Greeds-Alchemy

FUCK YEAH!!! BAGELS!!! I get to play with it whenever I want right?

@greeds-alchemy

[greeds-alchemy]

HELL YEAH! I JUST- Dont know what they like to play with so... I don't know much about them in hindsight. I just know Bagels likes trash. That's where I found them.

[lan-fans-alchemy]

YARN AND THOSE LITTLE MICE ON A STICK!!! I’ve never heard of cats that like trash :/.

Also a litterbox. With litter. And maybe so Catnip. And a cat tower!!! A BIG ONE! I’m coming over right now to see Bagels.

[greeds-alchemy]

Alright bet. I'll get that stuff after you get here so you can show me what's what. You obviously have much more experience.