I Died But I Got Better

I cannot be killed

[robertphilip]

Why do you hold back?

[anarchapella]

Park rangers are also cops

[terminal-burrowing-deactivated2]

Made all the worse by the fact they come upon you in the woods, usually a cop-free zone.

[trishastomatoes]

[trishastomatoes]

Yeah I peg my husband?

[criis55]

[hohenheimsstone]

Human Biology is a Scam and I want a Refund

You know, that’s a “hot take” as the kids say, and I have to agree wholeheartedly with your stance. However, I am not in a position to dole out said refunds. 

Perhaps @truthsgate or a number of alternate eldritch or godly beings could compensate your losses. 

I can put in a good word for you with my wife perhaps. @trishastomatoes

[trishastomatoes]

Anon I must disagree! I love inhabiting a human body it is so much fun!

[trishastomatoes]

Men get pegged

[trishastomatoes]

I’m sorry everyone but…

@greedsavarice @satansfrozenlake and satans bosses are all grounded. Go to your rooms, No video games, and don’t slam the doors!

[satansfrozenlake]

Trisha I’m begging you don’t make me room with them, they’re giving me the stink eye

[trishastomatoes]

Don’t worry dear you can be grounded in your own room

[satansfrozenlake]

Thanks, Trisha, you’re the best!!

[trishastomatoes]

No you’re the best!

[trishastomatoes]

I’m sorry everyone but…

@greedsavarice @satansfrozenlake and satans bosses are all grounded. Go to your rooms, No video games, and don’t slam the doors!

[greedsavarice]

But auntie!!!! I’m having fun hiding from cops!!

[trishastomatoes]

Go to your room young man!

[greedsavarice]

Fine!! But I’m slamming the doors!

[trishastomatoes]

If you slam the doors you don’t get dessert!

[trishastomatoes]

I’m sorry everyone but…

@greedsavarice @satansfrozenlake and satans bosses are all grounded. Go to your rooms, No video games, and don’t slam the doors!

[satansfrozenlake]

Trisha I’m begging you don’t make me room with them, they’re giving me the stink eye

[trishastomatoes]

Don’t worry dear you can be grounded in your own room

[trishastomatoes]

I’m sorry everyone but…

@greedsavarice @satansfrozenlake and satans bosses are all grounded. Go to your rooms, No video games, and don’t slam the doors!

[greedsavarice]

But auntie!!!! I’m having fun hiding from cops!!

[trishastomatoes]

Go to your room young man!

[trishastomatoes]

I’m sorry everyone but...

@greedsavarice @satansfrozenlake and satans bosses are all grounded. Go to your rooms, No video games, and don’t slam the doors!

[trishastomatoes]

Considering grounding satans bosses!

[satansfrozenlake]

It’s nothing personal but I have to kill you now @trishastomatoes

[trishastomatoes]

Haha! Nice one Satan :)

[satansfrozenlake]

Trust me, I don’t want to but it’s not like I exactly have a choice here. I’ll put it this way, I’m the lesser of two evils.

[trishastomatoes]

What bosses?

[satansfrozenlake]

My higher ups, I believe you had a chat with them before. They’re not too happy about all the resurrections and the visits to hell that have been happening recently.

[trishastomatoes]

Can you send a message from me?

[satansfrozenlake]

…Of course. What would you like me to say?

[trishastomatoes]

“Bitch.”

[satansfrozenlake]

Noted.

I mean, I’ll probably die after telling them that, but an admirable message never the less.

[trishastomatoes]

I’ll deliver the message personally

[satansfrozenlake]

It’s nothing personal but I have to kill you now @trishastomatoes

[trishastomatoes]

Haha! Nice one Satan :)

[satansfrozenlake]

Trust me, I don’t want to but it’s not like I exactly have a choice here. I’ll put it this way, I’m the lesser of two evils.

[trishastomatoes]

What bosses?

[satansfrozenlake]

My higher ups, I believe you had a chat with them before. They’re not too happy about all the resurrections and the visits to hell that have been happening recently.

[trishastomatoes]

Can you send a message from me?

[satansfrozenlake]

…Of course. What would you like me to say?

[trishastomatoes]

“Bitch.”

[jueki]

[halfofanelephant]

what is this i need to know

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

its called the hero yoshiko and the devil king’s castle and its a big spoof on square rpgs particularly dragon quest

[mekklord-deactivated20250413]

THIS IS THE SAME SHOW AS THE POISONED KNIFE THING

[satansfrozenlake]

It’s nothing personal but I have to kill you now @trishastomatoes

[trishastomatoes]

Haha! Nice one Satan :)

[satansfrozenlake]

Trust me, I don’t want to but it’s not like I exactly have a choice here. I’ll put it this way, I’m the lesser of two evils.

[trishastomatoes]

What bosses?

[satansfrozenlake]

My higher ups, I believe you had a chat with them before. They’re not too happy about all the resurrections and the visits to hell that have been happening recently.

[trishastomatoes]

Can you send a message from me?